What do neutrinos and me have in common?
We are constantly penetrating your mom.
Your mom is so fat, her Patronus is a cake.
And she is so ugly not even fluorine would bond with her.
René Descartes was drinking a beer in a bar
and the bartneder asks: "Would you like another one?"
René says "I think not... wait ...no.. noooooo!"
There are 2 types of people in this world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.....
There are 10 types of people in this world:
Those who understand Binary and those who don't.
"Could you give me some of your potassium?"
"K."
I BLEW YOUR MINDS!!!!