Everything posted by Alagoth
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That moment when you have a tune stuck in your head, but you have no clue what song it goes too, and it's making you angry.
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then hire a taster make him check your food for poison and if you think your mailmans a spy then ...
Understandable. That is why I breed my own owls away from other owl influences. To further insure that they stay as me ally, I cut off their ears and eyes so no owl will be able to influence them. Thus, they depend solely on smell to deliver.
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should i smoke a bit tonight and save the rest for later ooor
Smoke dat shit.
- I just found out my dad miserably attempted and failed at having an affair with someone else just...
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Printer, you have one job. Start doing it before I throw you out the window.
Any intelligent individual would know that in order to get a printer to work, you must submit to its demands of you being its slave.
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then hire a taster make him check your food for poison and if you think your mailmans a spy then ...
Either that, or I write letters and deliver them by owl.
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then hire a taster make him check your food for poison and if you think your mailmans a spy then ...
Why would you even have a mailman? I have all my mail delivered to a secondary man. Upon the mails arrival to this man, I will receive a phone call from a unpredictable street phone, and he will verify that it is safe to retrieve my mail from him at a secured location somewhere at minimum, 20 miles away.
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Half of the time when I'm stressed I'll eat like I'm about to die, and half of the time I don't e...
When I'm stressed out, I make origami birds. firetruck yeah.
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Printer, you have one job. Start doing it before I throw you out the window.
How would you know the printers agenda? Your a fool.
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xemnas collecting hearts on valtines day
He can have my heart. :X No homo.
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Fruit is one of the best things to ever exist
Boobs are the best thing to ever exist. /endstatus
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Doesn't life just make you want to shoot somebody? lol
How intriguing.
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Doesn't life just make you want to shoot somebody? lol
Ily.
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Doesn't life just make you want to shoot somebody? lol
Just kidding... o_O
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Doesn't life just make you want to shoot somebody? lol
You make me want to shoot myself.
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My neighbors house caught on fire. Now the whole street is blocked off. Fail.
- My goal in that was to cause activity like I did the other day with the chat. So any in terms, my...
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My goal in that was to cause activity like I did the other day with the chat. So any in terms, my...
Yes, more penis jokes. yay!
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My goal in that was to cause activity like I did the other day with the chat. So any in terms, my...
@Caity: well what do you think was the big point of the secret ordeal in the chat?
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My goal in that was to cause activity like I did the other day with the chat. So any in terms, my...
i guess i missed it? dw. i thought No. i was a boy too. lol?
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My goal in that was to cause activity like I did the other day with the chat. So any in terms, my...
And I honestly did think you were a male. Lol?
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I'm watching Back to the Future 3. I missed the first hour though and don't understand why they'...
They're in the wild west because their cool like that.
- My goal in that was to cause activity like I did the other day with the chat. So any in terms, my...
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My goal in that was to cause activity like I did the other day with the chat. So any in terms, my goal was achieved and I will say Xaon has the biggest "sword"