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My doctor tells me that my body can only sustain 57 keyblade hits

Today a long silver haired man came to my door and said he was “looking for cloud.” I then pointed at the sky and said “they’re up there you idiot!” and slammed the door in his face.

Luxord, the only male character in KH with normal hair (kinda)

Make Organization XIII A Meme Again!

I'll tell my son that he'll never be a man until he beats kh2 on level 1 critical

Why are there even subtitles in 358/2 days cutscenes, Donald doesn't appear once in the game.

Hi guys I’m from the future and I have some bad news. KH3 will be delayed another 6 years

Only 14,904,917 more seconds until KH3 is released!

Kingdom Hearts without Disney or any gameplay is basically just a 3D anime

Getting the secret ending in 2.5 final mix on standard is so time consuming that my parents took away all my game console. Now I won't be able to play KH3 for a long time. Thanks a lot Nomura.

Anyone know where I can hire some assassins? I have some people that I need to "get rid" of.

Does anyone know how to end all life on earth? I wanna be ready to destroy humanity in case KH3 isn't good

I want to erase all my memories of the KH series so I can relive the experience of playing these games for the first time. Does anyone know how to do this?

I am at level 100 on easy mode but I keep losing to shadow heartless. Help!

Let's say it was time for your execution, but you are allowed to play and finish just one more video game before your death. What game would you choose?

Watchmojo's Top Kingdom hearts characters list

Nothing at all?

Say Kairi, what was your hometown like? You know, where you grew up?

Yeah, sure

No it wasn't a dream. Or was it? I don't know. What was that place, so bizarre.

Are you still dreaming?

No this huge black thing swallowed me up. I couldn't breathe I couldn't-ow!

Sora you lazy bum. I knew that I'd find you snoozing down here.

Yaaaawn.... Woah! Give me a break Kairi!

Like is any of this for real or not?