Danex Darkfire +

*turns on Song 2*

Exactly #ducttapeguild5ever

Screw both of them. Join my Duct Tape Guild. We make things like wallets and hats out of nothing but duct tape

But seriously, get octodad. Or if you have a few friends irl to play a game with, you could get Worms Battlegrounds. Plus, it only requires one remote. I absolutely love the worms games

doop rotated 180 degrees is doop

about 2003... yes, I began playing kh at the age of 3

Dammit Bill, you'd better not be screwing with me

Ruby, get octodad And how the hell do you pronounced Xrd?

Plan failed

What?..... I wasnt

Birth defects are no laughing matter

Goddamnit, not again

Who's chuck Huber?

How come everybody always talks about protecting Amber's innocence? What about my innocence? I'm younger than Amber. Pfft, okay, I dont even need you to answer that. I can hardly even say it with a straight face

I was referring to this

*hits blunt* Oh wait... You meant to throw the.... Ohhhhhhhh

Never cheat on a girl, or a guy for that matter. That instantly makes you a tremendous douche

you can hate on police as much as you want, but at some point you gotta realize, they're in a customer service job where the customer is almost always a piece of shit

I'm pretty sure only like, 2 people on here are in 9th grade. Me included

Team Awesome (1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1) A.K.A. Merc and Torch talk about some videogame that nobody knows about

I was wondering what this was for awhile, but then I was just like, eh, who cares

Really? I thought the character development was pretty good. What with you turning out to be a guy, merc going solo then coming back because he couldn't resist my booty, and Amber gaining an addiction to ice cream

i've found that I often regret my speech and rarely regret my silence

I will be no man's soup

Good luck ambrosia