Jack Sparrow

Happy birthday mate! Here you are my good man,

Oh, Weedy? Is this the scoundrel so called 96? I see, you don't look as fearsome as 'ole Weedy described. Maybe it's the hair. It will be a pleasure beating you in the post count lad! Details, details, you know. Here, have a rum. Do you forget, I'm a pirate lad, Contracts aren't really for me. And I will take no such orders from a thieving bildgerat such as yourself, mate.

This women and children, or whatever you have under your garments, is a fine young lad, indeed. However if you could be so kind to direct me towards the rum that would be outstanding. Join me crew, and together I'll make a fortune! I can see it now mate, I'll even buy you a hammick for a bed... A really big one, and a wench too.

The pearl is a magnificent vessel. She's harbored, and ready to make haste! Though there is a secret to be kept that will remain kept until the coming of the next film, details really.

Correction,

Depends on your definition of "amazing" Amazing in the sorts of living and dying under the black flag under the command of the prestigious captain that is me in the most unfortunate of ways to be remembered as the day you fought bravely with captain Jack Sparrow?

Needs some work mate, jk

You're not making any sense at all mate. :huh: Justice has been served to that one, though, I shall take that rum, for all rum is good. It shall see fit to see the look on the face of the undesired '96 as you call 'em.

I like you already. Now, first order of business; give me something to shoot, and keg of rum. Savvy? I can't promise you anything mate. Kaweebo; I like it, sounds like a wench I once knew. She was a feisty one. Anyhow, we aren't to be scorned now are we? To the depths with what my fellow landlubbers refer to as the aspiring "96'"

Ahoy, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, notorious pirate, drunkard, and legend and I intend to plunder, pillage, and otherwise become the top poster. You wont believe what it took to get here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3S_bpc5ZAY Seeing the current times, and the time at which is current I have decided upon deciding what or what not to do and that it to raid the internet, and what better place than kh13.com? Sora, the duck, and the tall one introduced me here, and I look forward to drinking rum and watching what you swabbies would say, "trolling" The video was made by me, and my friend ( "Aang" ) -CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow