Sam N

Oh how lucky you guys are this is the start of an inevitably long winter here in Wisconsin It's going to be nothing but low temperatures, slippery surfaces, and shitty driving from now until at least March And that's if Mother Nature decides to go easy on us

Hahaha

Respect for acknowledging that

Dang. The one movie this year I had hope for.

Another that immediately comes to mind

Honestly? Probably Dragon Quest. It’s what most people think of when they think of a stereotypical JRPG.

Greek mythology has almost zero likable cheaters so they had to do something

The only one almost as bad at keeping it in his toga as Zeus

He’s related to Poseidon, so I’m guessing…a lot

MAYBE BECAUSE THEY’RE MADE UP CREATURES???? JUST A THOUGHT???

And I choose not to return it. This is of the same intellectual value as debating whether mermaids can have brown skin.

…are we?

Aka HEY DISNEY WE CAN DO MERMAIDS BETTER THAN YOU 🤡

I’m more interested in bleeding to death, frankly

It was a Dreamworks movie I actually wanted to see. An accomplishment in itself.

Ironically the reason I liked Puss in Boots was because it was played as straight as possible and focused very minimally on the subversive humor

Not that Shrek is even worth ripping off unless we’re strictly talking about the first two

That’s delusional. They’re not going to out-Shrek Shrek. It was literally made to be the antithesis to Disney.

Like barely. And they’re not even the focus.

The fact that Square makes the game has nothing to do with it; it was always a Disney work from start to finish, to the point that Sora was almost Mickey at one point and still retains several aspects of the character

It’s a Disney game. What were you expecting?

Mhm. It helps a lot to know you’re in control of something, even something small.

I think people value the idea of Santa more so than the implementation. The Rankin Bass film “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” does a good job explaining why. The idea of Santa is that of a virtuous man who desires nothing more than for children to be happy and morally well adjusted A lot of people (including myself) find that a very easy concept to get behind

Who told you that load of trite?!

They don’t even need to know who Xehanort is, so yeah. Wouldn’t be that tough to write.