Sam N

I would love nothing more than to make that a reality. GOD if only I could pitch this concept to Disney!

I just think KH has a lot of untapped potential with kids. Like...Disney could expand the market SO easily if they really wanted to. There are prime opportunities for books, TV shows, and films for KH that I think kids are more than capable of understanding. And that's to say nothing of the IMMENSE merchandising options! Put Sora on a backpack or lunchbox? Boom. EVERY kid will be talking about it.

It's yours. You can take every flake.

ooooooofffff For a JRPG that's a cardinal sin!

I’ve thought about creating KH themed children’s books; specifically focused on the interactions between Sora, Riku, and Kairi. Or just an abbreviated KH1 book in the style of those classic Disney books on the tape. You know, the ones that go “turn the page when you hear the chimes ring like this”? You know the ones.

Something to note as well is that, adding to the joke, the Sonic in this movie isn’t canon Sonic; he’s the rejected model everyone hated initially. That’s why he’s at the convention: he’s desperate for work 😂 Lots of interesting commentary in this film about, CGI, bootlegs, and the general state of modern animation

Meanwhile, said cult gaslights eleven other people into believing they were never meant to exist and preys on their insecurities to recreate World War 3. Yah not dark at all…

And then gaslighting her into thinking it’s her fault and calling her “a witch”

Better luck next year I guess

A blindfolded trained monkey could do better than what passes for talent these days

There’s no chance this contract can be legal. AI voicing would be akin to using someone’s likeness without their consent. Not as if there’s any hope anyway. Hollywood hasn’t made anything worth watching in years.

And we’re grateful for it. You just nudged us over the edge of our diversity quota

I’m going to pretend I didn’t read that

And even then, she’d have to be unlike any woman I’ve ever seen. We’re talking 11/10 for looks AND personality.

People tend not to believe me when I say I have minimal interest in women

That’s a pretty niche scenario my friend

A really bad harem anime from the sounds of it

Please don’t

It’s 6 in the goddamn morning My coffee is just starting to kick in

…Guys

You’ve done it. You’ve done the impossible. You’ve left me speechless.

That’s even worse!

Excuse me while I stab my own eyes out

Like my dad always told me “an idle mind is the devil’s playground”

Well we’d still have the hardship of needing to coexist with one another. I don’t think humanity will ever get around that one.