Greetings and salutations, fellow dwellers of the 'Net and math enthusiasts alike.  Long ago I made a thread regarding Square Enix Variables (the link is http://kh13.com/forum/topic/95774-math-using-square-enix-variables/ ) which dealt with simultaneous equations involving our favourite (well, sort of (well, it mostly depends on which generation you are in)) Square Enix characters and the ultimate answer to what Square Enix equates mathematically.  Yes, I know, it sounds grisly and horrifying, but the only cure for the evil of algebra problems is figuring out said algebra problems out and giving them a good, solid boot to the head.  Henceforth, I bequeath to you a new set of equations!  I hope you will enjoy the challenge, and give the math a headache rather than it give you one.

 

To the first person who solves this I will give the world's largest Internet cookie (I hope that catches your eye, Cookiesaki) and toss in a billion Internets on the side.

 

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Bartz + 2 * Tidus = 0
Bartz² + Tidus³ = 5
Bartz / Tidus = Ventus
100 * Tidus - 5 * Lightning = 55
Dalton = 5 - Bartz - Ventus
4 * Ventus + 12 + Bartz² = 8
Enix = Bartz + Tidus + Dalton + Lightning + Ventus
Enix² = ?

Find Barts, Tidus, Lightning, Dalton, Enix, Ventus, and Enix².

 

 

Hint 1:  All characters are whole numbers, or integers (for example, -2, -1, 0, 1, 2, et cetera)
Hint 2:  Try to combine "Bartz + 2 * Tidus = 0" and "Bartz / Tidus = Ventus" to find Ventus.
Hint 3:  The cubic root of a negative number is negative, and the cubic root of a positive number is positive.

 

If all else fails, I will give you a listing regarding answers in small text and spoilers.  No cheating unless you are stuck, comrades.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer Key:

Bartz = -2
Tidus = 1
Lightning = 9
Dalton = 9
Enix = 15
Ventus = -2
Enix^2 = 225

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 5, 20178 yr by Vaude

Nice

 

 

Bartz = -2

Tidus = 1

Lightning = 9

Dalton = 9

Enix = 15

Ventus = -2

Enix^2 = 225

 

Lets see...

 

 

Ven=-2

Bartz=-2

Tidus=1

Dalton=9

Mary Sue=9

Enix=15

Enix²=225

 

 

Do I get cookies?

Nice

 

 

Bartz = -2

Tidus = 1

Lightning = 9

Dalton = 9

Enix = 15

Ventus = -2

Enix^2 = 225

 

 

 

Lets see...

 

 

Ven=-2

Bartz=-2

Tidus=1

Dalton=9

Mary Sue=9

Enix=15

Enix²=225

 

 

Do I get cookies?

 

Congrats to the both of you!  Unfortunately there is only one biggest Internet cookie and not two to divvy up between the both of you -- I will give you both credit as first because there is a three-minute difference between your posts -- but I can split it in half and bequeath to each of you one billion Internets!  Great job, both.

 

Also, Lightning really is such a Mary Sue.  =P

Congrats to the both of you!  Unfortunately there is only one biggest Internet cookie and not two to divvy up between the both of you -- I will give you both credit as first because there is a three-minute difference between your posts -- but I can split it in half and bequeath to each of you one billion Internets!  Great job, both.

 

Also, Lightning really is such a Mary Sue.  =P

And I just read the whole part before the equations xDDDDD

Don't know how I didn't notice it, I typed the "do I get cookies" part just for the lolz

Congrats to the both of you! Unfortunately there is only one biggest Internet cookie and not two to divvy up between the both of you -- I will give you both credit as first because there is a three-minute difference between your posts -- but I can split it in half and bequeath to each of you one billion Internets! Great job, both.

 

Also, Lightning really is such a Mary Sue. =P

Shun can have the cookie. I still have the one from last time :ph34r:

Shun can have the cookie. I still have the one from last time :ph34r:

Last time, it was posted when I was sleeping