search for Chuck Norris

 

i typed in "google does not" and the automatic suggestions came up, and one was "google does not search for chuck norris"

 

i love the random google suggestions sometimes

LMAO

That's funny

HE WOULD ROUND HOUSE KICK THEM IF THEY EVEN THOUGHT OF SHOWING HIM IN A SEARCH

 

I don't usually read the suggestions... now i should.

You really should!

 

everyone reading this should go type in "find chuck norris" and press "I'm feeling lucky". it's hysterical

i did it its fun

Lol! hillarious

Do im feeling lucky with "Google goth" and "Google chav" too lol

 

edit;

LMAO

Type "French military victories" and click im feeling lucky

rofl

how do you find thses

I love Google goth!

 

There are mirror ones, too, i forgot how to get them D:

@Friend

a scottish kid told me

 

@Ange

inorite

aww o:

here's some more~!

 

type "google l33t" and press "I'm feeling lucky"

type "google loco" and press "I'm feeling lucky"

type "ewmew fudd" and press "I'm feeling lucky"

type "xx-piglatin" and press "I'm feeling lucky"

LOL!

l33t was the best by far tho lol

google l33t is the best

type google emo

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

More Chuck Norris Facts

 

 

 

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* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris