What if I told you that Donald Duck and Donald Trump are the same person?

 

They have ruffly the same name:

They have ruffly the same hairstylist:

Coincidence?

I think not!

 

Donald Trump's name starts with the letter D. You know what else starts with the letter D?

 

That's right, Disney!

Donald Duck is a Disney character.

Disney is magic

 

What if I told you Disney used magic to make Donald Trump aka Donald Duck the president!

 

That's not all

Donald Trump is a billionaire, so is Disney and since Donald Duck is a Disney character that makes him a billionaire as well.

 

Then why does Disney want to build a wall? It's simple.

 

They want to build Disney parks across the Mexican border and they are building a wall so they can surprise the Mexicans.

 

 

There you have it. Donald Duck is our president!

 

 

Do we really want Donald Duck as our nation's leader?

 

We must impeach Donald Duck!

Edited July 15, 20178 yr by User17k

President Donald Duck's Limit Break: 30 second handshake. All MP. Shows how macho you are. No effect.

oh this argument style just helped me with my essay too, thanks 

What if I told you Disney used magic to make Donald Trump aka Donald Duck the president!

That explains a lot.