Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted but you were killed in a driveby because they though you were threatening them.

I wish I had an EXACT replica of Ends of the Earth.

The Lingering Sentiment comes back and takes its keyblade, kicking your ass in the process.

 

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but you had to sing everything you say

I wish I could hit Vanitas on the head with his keyblade and live to tell the tale

Granted, but you were paralyzed for the rest of your life.

 

As I can already can make anything I want happen, I do not need to wish to have anything, muahahahahah!

...okay... Then as creator of this thread I take away you powah to make anything happen ... dontkillmeh!!!!

I wish for a puppy

Granted, but the puppy ate you.

 

I wish I had a cup of milk.

Granted, but it was chunky.

 

As my powers have been taken away () I wish they were back!

Granted but it was from your mom.

I wish Lightning was real.

Granted but it was from your mom.

I wish Lightning was real.

 

My mom? What does that have to do with anything?

 

Granted, but as you yourself had no current fighting skills, you were instantly defeated.

 

I wish everyone lived in harmony....and that all land masses were connected.

Sorry About the double post!

I meant to post that to the guy talking about milk.

 

Granted but we are now millions of years in the past.

I wish Lightning would visit meh!

Granted, but you were her enemy, so she kicked your @$$.

 

I wish you could actually fight Lea as Ventus in Birth By Sleep.

Granted but he keeled Ventus!

I wish They wouldve stopped the series after KH2.

What? Why?

Granted, but then they started it back up because the fans were doing a riot

I wish KH would NEVER end

Granted, but you became homeless because of all the money you spent on Kingdom Hearts.

 

I wish I had all the KH games that would ever be made.

Granted but you spoiled it for everyone else because you got the ones that wrent out yet.

I wish I could own MF

I'm not that kind of person.

 

Granted, but you can only do it once, and before you can save your game, your battery dies and you have to do it again.

 

I wish that there was a new person on the banner of this site.

Granted, but it was Maleficent in all of her creepy glory

I wish for cookie dough

Granted, but it was Maleficent in all of her creepy glory

I wish for cookie dough

 

Granted, but it was 5 years old.

 

I wish for 2 wishes.

Granted but Felicitas took one away so u only got one agen.

I wish I was a G.

Granted, but you were a G for 5 seconds

I wish for some gum

Granted, but its 10 years old and already chewed.

 

I wish for sideways 8 (Infinite) wishes.

Granted but God took them all away.

I wish I had more rep.

Granted, but had too many reps so the admins had to check to make sure you didn't hack anyone's account for those reps

I wish Eraqus was still alive

Granted but he is evil.

I wish I was Lightning.