Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted but it was a emo costume (why did I make this one up?)

I wish to become Stewie's douche

Granted, but then Stewie dumped you for someone else

I wanna be a cat

Granted but then another cat wanted to have intercourse with you.

I wish to become an Animagus

Granted, but I don't know Animagus so you became a mouse instead

I wish for pizza

Granted but the mouse ate it (ME!)

I wish to be the fourth brother in the Super Gaming Brothers group