Lets do this!

let us go to my house and make passonate love on my couch while listening to rage against the machine

If I follow you home, will you keep me? 8D

 

YUS. <8D /shot

 

Your name must be Campbells

Hi, my name

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

Are you high? Because I'm gonna get you down low. /fail

It's cold today, let's share body warmth. ;D /shotshotshot.

Hi, my name

Hi, my name

Hi, my name

yes, and you realize that i have no shame? i will say almost anything if i think the outcome might be funny, on the internet and in real life. you handsome devil you.

I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy? /shot

i would die a thousand times, babe.

I HOPE YOU HAVE A GIANT PENIS BECAUSE YOUR GONNA NEED IT TONIGHT!!!

uh, yes? could you come to my house? we make love? yes? no?

yes, that is something i would like

Jeez you people are being so straightfoward it's not flirting. More like sexual harassment.

So venrox.....

well, i'm a straght forward guy, but that piggy avatar is making me wanna get more, freakay.

zomg

back on subject

Would you say yes If I told you I had room in my pants for you/shot

This is all very strange.

you are back my love! never leave me again!

Well I feel loved now.

you should. cuz i love you, and everyone else in the world, except for the people i hate. YOUR CUTE AS A PUPPY!!!

I love you... Woof.