Lets do this!

*looks at your chest*

 

is it cold in her but are those thing pointing at me?

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

ecstatic!

 

Hey I got some cake batter on my finger can you lick it off for me...With your tong?

Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

Let's do somE hardcore man sex

I'm not a man. ._.

im just kidding im bysexul

you as a man completes me, makes me whole. I am the key and you are the lock, now shale we open the door to ecstasy...

derp, it's not flirting if you outright ask for sex

 

Are you tired?

Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Is your dad a crook? 'Cuz I swear he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

lets be like the Flintstone and ill make ur bed rock

OOOOOH baby your home or my?

is it bad to be bysexul

Hello, would you like to go out with me sometime?

 

Yes, I'm a partypooper.

You make my floopy disk a hard drive.

lolfemale

*Faints from the extreme nervousness*

*carry you to the bedroom*

 

time for fun

*carry you to the bedroom*

 

time for fun

 

Wakes up and stabs you in the balls with the sword I have under my bed.

Ohh i love our forplay

Eww, roleplaying.

 

COME HERE, ILL MAKE IT ALL STOP!

 

Did anyone realize that Axels lines really make bad pick up lines?

You make me feel, like I have a heart.

 

/shot

I'm gonna be straightfoward, Hinako.

Your pick-up lines suck.

But, they got me wired nonetheless.

So why don't I take you home and eat your vagina?

The way I felt no fakin' it

Maybe we're movin' just a little too fast

But what we've done we can't take it back.

I'm gonna be straightfoward, Hinako.

Your pick-up lines suck.

But, they got me wired nonetheless.

So why don't I take you home and eat your vagina?

 

 

Hey Roxsox

 

 

I can make you come with one finger. Imagine what I could do with the rest?

Am I dead? Cuz something this beautiful has got to be from heaven.