Lets do this!

Your sexxy avvy is staring into my soul... well... whats left of it.

I like Carebears. They make me feel warm inside, and in other places.

Wow, looks like you put that heater in a naughty place...

Yes I did .... and why dont we go into a dark room and play star wars hmmm?

Sounds like a deal. I will dress as a storm trooper, and you dress as the princess leia who is captured on the star cruiser and is chained up in a prison cell.

(Oh god this feels wrong doing this with guys. )

 

Come over to my place and we'll make some chaos alright.

Hello, havent seen you around here. What do you say you come over and i can "See what your like"

You can look all you want but that's all you'll get. Unless special circumstances occur.

Special you say? Like if we play the kings game? >=3

Hi Chaosx, you still owe me from last time. So how bout you repay me? ;D

Well if people are giving favors, how about you try my FLAVOR!

You look like someone with a sizable

 

 

home in the country with a big fence out front.

FAIL!!!!!!!

(Taken from the aptly-named, "The Assumption". I love that song.

)

 

You know for a cost, I could fix your problems with me.

if you ask me politley i'll show you my

 

 

 

cute little puppy

Did it hurt when you fell?

 

From where? Heaven of course!

If I move an inch of King Arthur's sword, will you touch me?

Do you feel tired? Because you've been running through my mind.

Did you leave something on? Because you're smokin'~

Lady, you dropped something, my jaw

Heya, this place is a taco-fest. Why not come down to my place bro?

Wow you must be a Rare Candy, 'cause you took me to a whole new level.

Your like a drug, and I'm above the influence! wait, I think i'm doing it wrong...

Wanna gushgy my gushmoggigan?

Hehehe, allllllllriiiiiiight...