Lets do this!

you so fine it's gotta be a crime /headshotforfail/

Felicitas, your hot, b*tch.

Are you a pokemon? cus I want to peek-at-chu

While were speaking pokemon, you better have high defense, cuz i know bone club, AND I'M LEVEL 100

if wish i was a cat, so that way I could clean your bush with my tounge/mamed

you so fine it's gotta be a crime /headshotforfail/

 

is it me, or it's hot in here?

Can't anyone climb up my palmtree and grab my coconuts? (/shot)

if you want, i'll cover my banana in ur chocolate

Are you a knife? Cause you've just pierced my heart. /worst failure of all time, everybody can see I've never asked anyone out. o.o'

Are you a knife? Cause you've just pierced my heart. /worst failure of all time, everybody can see I've never asked anyone out. o.o'

 

I never asked anyone out too

I've got a spear you can shake. HA!

Are you a knife? Cause you've just pierced my heart. /worst failure of all time, everybody can see I've never asked anyone out. o.o'

 

If you were asking me, that would be the ultimate line. i like knives AND stabbing. (And i don't get girls BECAUSE of this passion.)

 

@sora's little helper. What kind of tip is on that spear?

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@sora's little helper. What kind of tip is on that spear?

 

a winner tip

I'm having trouble washing behind my ears, help me?

 

/ifailsobad

That was pretty bad, how was that even flirting? fail again and i stab you, through the heart like you have done to me. (lolzx, i always aim for the neck when stabbing people.)

penis, you want it, and i have it, so take it.

You misjudge my sexuality, but i love flirting with you nontheless, i will take it, grind it up, and make it into a slider. 8D

O_O' no, its for girls only!!! but you can has da back.

Lolzx, you know your never gonna get a girl, so just settle for me. byotch.

I know you want me, let's just leave it at that. ;D

I NEED YOU TO NEED ME! I'M BEGIN' YOU TO BEG ME! AND I WANT YOU NOW!

I'm all yours bby.

BBY? WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! IS THAT A BIEBER REFERENCE?! lolz, i kil-kid. you are like the depiction in abstract art, beautiful yet creepy. 8D

BBY BBY BYY OOHHH. DAMN IT. D:

Why thank you. 8D I could just say something cheesy, but I would rather just cover you in cheese. ;D

/istotallynotpedo.

Pedo can suck it, whoever he is.

 

I wish you were here, eating my toast with me...

aww yeah hotel hotel Jk