Ok here it is the reason I've been so moody lately, at first I thought it was simply a bad case of tummy cramps and if I took it out on random people whom I could almost justify the RAEG it'd go away. but Im still getting sick.
Im afraid that Im now pregnant and I've compiled a list of possible fathers due to previous sexual or suprise sexual encounters in ludicrous detail {I've been such a randy monkey lately}...
Daddy numbah 1. I was at a party when a dazzling hunk of Chronic testosterone [sp?] just jumped me, (one could even call it a surprise) after hours of passion and suprises the one known as Tumor left the room.
Parental possibility Extremely high....
papa 2. I was one of many monThly trIpS to a Canada i was smackEd upside the head by a unkindLy Lad. when i came to i felt unusually rAndy so i paiD a visit tO a lOcal pub and dRank to my hearts content...
Parental possibility unknown...
I was at a fish market buying fish fingers when an impossibly hawwt beast just brushed by, I told him dont argue and glomped him after 3 minutes of MEH I told Eterna I had work in the morning to avoid the painful awkwardness...
parental possibility could be...
the last one I can remember was with Aaron, long story short it was alright, on a table and we felt great shame afterwards.
Parental possibility I want to bolck out the possibility...
Ok here it is the reason I've been so moody lately, at first I thought it was simply a bad case of tummy cramps and if I took it out on random people whom I could almost justify the RAEG it'd go away. but Im still getting sick.
Im afraid that Im now pregnant and I've compiled a list of possible fathers due to previous sexual or suprise sexual encounters in ludicrous detail {I've been such a randy monkey lately}...
Daddy numbah 1. I was at a party when a dazzling hunk of Chronic testosterone [sp?] just jumped me, (one could even call it a surprise) after hours of passion and suprises the one known as Tumor left the room.
Parental possibility Extremely high....
papa 2. I was one of many monThly trIpS to a Canada i was smackEd upside the head by a unkindLy Lad. when i came to i felt unusually rAndy so i paiD a visit tO a lOcal pub and dRank to my hearts content...
Parental possibility unknown...
I was at a fish market buying fish fingers when an impossibly hawwt beast just brushed by, I told him dont argue and glomped him after 3 minutes of MEH I told Eterna I had work in the morning to avoid the painful awkwardness...
parental possibility could be...
the last one I can remember was with Aaron, long story short it was alright, on a table and we felt great shame afterwards.
Parental possibility I want to bolck out the possibility...
The moral of the story is, WEAR A CONDOM