I have a bag of salad and im thinking of just opening it and eating it like a bag of chips

 

what do you think?

Do it.

Healthy snacking.

Do it.

Mmmm. Salad.

Healthy snacking is healthy snacking. Do it, and I'll give you a bag of chips to eat it along with the salad

Do it but corrupt it's healthiness by pouring an entire bottle of dressing on it

DON'T DO IT!!! what if it has pesticides on it? chips are cooked, so they do not have pesticides.

Come on Eterna! You know you want it!

You better toss that salad first /dirty joke is dirty.

do it, but first use several bottles of thousand island dressing, tip it all in the blender, pour the salady-dressingy sludge back into the chip bag and eat it with your hands, then send me a picture

i definitely don't have any sick fetishs

do it, but first use several bottles of thousand island dressing, tip it all in the blender, pour the salady-dressingy sludge back into the chip bag and eat it with your hands, then send me a picture

i definitely don't have any sick fetishs

 

Aight, Should I do it naked?

 

do it, but first use several bottles of thousand island dressing, tip it all in the blender, pour the salady-dressingy sludge back into the chip bag and eat it with your hands, then send me a picture

i definitely don't have any sick fetishs

 

Aight, Should I do it naked?

 

maybe a wet T-shirt

your choice

Eeeeeeeeew salad? eat a freaking pine apple or a pear (I'm a pear )

Eeeeeeeeew salad? eat a freaking pine apple or a pear (I'm a pear )

 

you are a crabapple.

I think you should inspect them by eating it all.

 

And if it seems healthy, you're good.

 

Wait a second...

If you do it with clothes on, then film it for us. Just because.

 

If you choose to do it naked, then feel free to not film it.

Eeeeeeeeew salad? eat a freaking pine apple or a pear (I'm a pear )

 

But... according to eterna, I'm a pineapple. and i do not plan on being eaten anytime soon.

If you do it with clothes on, then film it for us. Just because.

 

If you choose to do it naked, then feel free to not film it.

 

You're no fun.

I am now starting a petition, for the creation of a film of eterna eating salad naked. All who oppose, Shall be slaughtered.

I am now starting a petition, for the creation of a film of eterna eating salad naked. All who oppose, Shall be slaughtered.

 

not salad naked, a blend of thousand island dressing AND salad, and he eats it with his fingers.

I meant eterna naked, dips***. Thousand island works i guess.

 

Eeeeeeeeew salad? eat a freaking pine apple or a pear (I'm a pear )

 

you are a crabapple.

 

NO I'M A HORNED MELON

imma blueberry.

Despair is spelled wrong in your sig.

imma blueberry.

 

Your not cute enough to be a blueberry