So for weeks, I have had this crush on this guy who I don't even talk to. He was far from popular, he always wore saggy pants and a big puffy jacket, he had blue eyes and short dirty blond hair, almost brown. I didn't know why I fancied him. I hadn't said ONE word to the guy. Ever.

 

Then today at lunch, while scrolling on KH13, I saw him. And I had a sudden realization as to why I loved him. It made me smile at the thought and laugh a bit. However, I couldn't fight the truth.

 

 

He had Eterna's face.

I think I'm going to die from laughing.

This is hilarious. Oh man I really should have used the bathroom before I read this. LOL

HAHAHA!! Oh dear god!!

Good one, good one!

 

Eterna, get in here!

I haven't laughed so much in ages.

It's a true story. Believe it or not.

I'm still in shock that I realized this.

Do you know where he lives? I always wanted to make love to myself.

Eterna, I thought you were homosexual not asexual.

Maybe he's just narcissistic!

 

JKJKJKJKJK.

Thing is, he's not gay. xDD

HELL, I DONT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE HE LIVES?

Thing is, he's not gay. xDD

HELL, I DONT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE HE LIVES?

 

If it's the same one you told me about, even I know his name. D<

 

And no wonder this is in Random. 8'D I lol'd.

He goes to my school, Lexi

 

It can't be the guy I told you about l0l

ITS ETERNA'S DROPPLEGANGER

ITS ETERNA'S DROPPLEGANGER

 

I CLAIM HIM.

HAAA.

He goes to my school so he's mine

 

I must raise him to grow up to be like Eterna. Buff, sexy, have him go through a phase of smoking, and then let him go gay once I'm done with him.

HAAA.

He goes to my school so he's mine

 

I must raise him to grow up to be like Eterna. Buff, sexy, have him go through a phase of smoking, and then let him go gay once I'm done with him.

 

Can't we just make us a straight/bi Eterna? D:

So we girls can have him too!

Fine. We'll keep him straight.

 

8D

 

Or bi. Since Eterna wants to have sex with himself.

I'm disgusted by this thread!

 

Well, not really.

Eterna, stop trying to hide it. Your sexy fianc

I'll join the threesome.

You know

so he won't turn gay.

C:

I'll join the threesome.

You know

so he won't turn gay.

C:

 

You can get us Glasses of water when we need breaks.

Gatorade is the best if you are doing physical activities.

 

I'll join the threesome.

You know

so he won't turn gay.

C:

 

You can get us Glasses of water when we need breaks.

 

 

As long as I can bring along my camcorder.

And I'll need some payment

Eterna, it's not long into you're going to be a global internet meme.

Already done, RoxSox.

 

From AussieLand to NYC to LA and so forth. Eterna is a global sensation that's sweeping the nation.

 

 

Eterna is a global sensation that's sweeping the nation.

 

There's something contradictory in that...