/stole this from Gamefaqs

Yea like you ask "Why is Eterna so damn hot" , the person who replies must give a dumb answer like "Because he's not cold." or whatever, then the person who replies must ask a new stupid question.

 

k I'll start first:

Why is pedo bear so cute

Because in Soviet Russia fire plays with you.

Why can't I have more rubies?

Cause your Ganondorf!

Why can't I have a ruby on my head?

Because Morshu stole it.

Why can't I do a Youtube Poop?

Cause youtube will pop you in the head!

Why does Earth have air?

Because Earth needs to breath.

Why can't I fly?

Cause air hates you

Why do I have to breathe?

Because you'll die if you don't.

Why can't I Xutos and Pontapés?

Cause they don't like you

Why does the world have life?

Because God wanted!

Why can't I 404 ERROR?

404 error loves you thats why

Why is hearts heavy sometimes?

Because heart needs love.

Why can't I SERVER NOT FOUND PLEASE RESTART?

Cause your lost.

Whats my name?

You weren't born with a name

Why does rats have rats instead of turtles?

Because that's Vern!

Why can't I write properly?

Wishes can't be granted because theres you got no passion for magic

Why is the world blue?

Because it is. And I wrote white letter after I said "Why can't I".

Why didn't you notice that I wrote in white letters?

Cause I didn't care

Why do people like colors?

Because colors come from crap,

why am i addicted to crap?

Cause crap loves you and you love crap, now live a long and happy life with your crap

Why do you drink water?

because you need water doof.

why do you need oxygen

Because oxygen gets lonely

Why is there cats?

"Why ARE there cats?"

Because dogs need something to hunt

 

Why do cows give milk?

Because if they didnt give milk, there would be nothing for Edward Elric to hate.

 

Why do i have so many books?

Cause you're like Zexion.

Why can't I kill Link?

your already linked

why is a heartless so heartless?