To brighten up our Mondays. Are you guys enjoying them now? 8D

 

Don't forget, Doggy Style Friday is coming up on Christmas Eve. Because everybody loves doggy style.

Don't forget Wankin' Wednesday!

Cowgirl caturdays?

lol dont forget black fridays

Sixty-nine Sundays and Missionary Tuesdays

Sixty-nine Sundays and Missionary Tuesdays

 

I think this guy is prepared.

 

lol dont forget black fridays

 

No, you ruined the joke.

Double Penetration Thursdays

Dirty Sanchez Saturdays or is that too much?

Dirty Sanchez Saturdays are perfect!

 

Sixty-Nine Sunday ftw

Since we filled in the week, should we start with months?

Jizzin' January?

Okay what's this about?

F***ing February? Molestation March?

Anal April? Missionary May (wait, missionary has already been used).

Assrape April

Masturbation May and Jailbait June

I think this is getting a little out of hand. >.>

Jack Off July?

Blowjob December?

Yeah... This is getting out of hand. :s

Yeah... This is getting out of hand. :s

 

No, you just can't handle the truth.

We're out of Months, how about Seasons?

 

Sexy Summer.

Big Beautiful Winters.

Fap Fap Fap Fall.

Humping Summer /shotforfail/