See,There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night,one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more,They decide they're going to escape!So,Like,They get up onto the roof,And there,Just across this narrow gap,They see the rooftops of the town,stretching away in the moonlight...Stretching away to freedom.Now,The first guy,He jumps right across with no problem.But his friend,His friend daredn't make the leap.Y'see...Y'see,He's afraid of falling.So then,The first guy has an idea...He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me ! I'll shine it across the gap between the buliding.You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head.He suh- says... He says "Wh-What do you think i am? Crazy?" "You'd turn it off when i was half way across!" HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA... fnfff oh, do excuse me... HA HA HA HA HA!HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

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Two Drums and a Symbol Fall off a cliff.

 

And that joke was pretty funny.

 

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Two Drums and a Symbol Fall off a cliff.

 

And that joke was pretty funny.

 

Thanks but the joker says it in the killing joke

T_T TuT hehehhe that was a good one.

??u??s????u? I have a joke too!

So this guy works at burger king and a hot woman comes in.

He's kinda nervous, and asks her what she wants to order.

"I would like a burger"

"what type of burger?"

"A burger, you burger."

"Sorry, we don't sell that."

"Shut up. I want a cheeseburger."

So he goes and tells the cookers to make a freaking cheeseburgers.

He walks back at the lady, and asks:

"So... do you want fries with that burger?"

*bitchslap*

"OW BITCH I WAS SERIOUS IT'S THE SPECIAL!"

 

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Here's a joke i heard once

Man goes to doctor.Says he's depressed says life seems harsh and creel.Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.Doctor says "Treatment is simple.Great clown pagliacci is in town tonight.Go and see him.That should pick you up."Man bursts into tears.Says 'But, Doctor..."...I am Pagliacci."Good joke.Everyboby laugh.Roll on snare drum,Curtains.

Interesting. that was phailtastic.

??u??s????u? I have a joke too!

So this guy works at burger king and a hot woman comes in.

He's kinda nervous, and asks her what she wants to order.

"I would like a burger"

"what type of burger?"

"A burger, you burger."

"Sorry, we don't sell that."

"Shut up. I want a cheeseburger."

So he goes and tells the cookers to make a freaking cheeseburgers.

He walks back at the lady, and asks:

"So... do you want fries with that burger?"

*bitchslap*

"OW BITCH I WAS SERIOUS IT'S THE SPECIAL!"

 

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I honestly didn't understand that.

So, two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducks.

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So, two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducks.

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Lolz as stupid as that was that just made me chuckle.

 

There are two muffins baking in an oven, one muffin says to the other, "Man it's hot in here!" The other responds "Holy Crap! A Talking Muffin!"