Posted February 9, 201114 yr TWO FOR YOU GLEN KOKO! YOU GO GLEN KOKO! And none for all you non kokos. /flees ucwutIdidthar?
February 9, 201114 yr Author I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
February 9, 201114 yr Author ?_?... None for you Sora96. Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.
February 10, 201114 yr At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get Chlamydia... and die.
February 10, 201114 yr Oh... well if we can't take off our clothes and touch eachother... What can we do?
February 10, 201114 yr Author Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
February 10, 201114 yr Author It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
February 11, 201114 yr It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. Very nice.
February 12, 201114 yr ?____?' what, well, if i can only firetruck laying down, can i be on top? PWEEEEEEASE!!!!? *takes condom*
February 13, 201114 yr Oh wow thsi thread is wrong in so many ways. I'm underaged, but I'm not a girl, does that mean I can not be a virgin anymore? 8'D
February 14, 201114 yr Author And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs...
TWO FOR YOU GLEN KOKO! YOU GO GLEN KOKO!
And none for all you non kokos. /flees
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