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OHMAIGAWD WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THESE QUESTIONS?!

 

User: Who's better? Goldie or Ally?

 

Cleverbot: Jesi ti dobro.

 

 

User: What.

 

Cleverbot: I know that I like you :).

 

 

 

WTF

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Me: Do you like golden's avatar? Cleverbot: Yes. Mer: Do you like my avatar? Cleverbot: No.

WTH IS THIS SHET.

 

ITS LYING OBVIOUSLY

 

Me: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Cleverbot: We should get together and have a drink sometime.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: No then. How about you tell me something about yourself?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: What type of people do you like the least?

 

User: Why are you asking me this?

 

Cleverbot: Hmm... Because I want to know about other country.

 

Me: Do you like golden's avatar? Cleverbot: Yes. Mer: Do you like my avatar? Cleverbot: No.

WTH IS THIS SHET.

 

ITS LYING OBVIOUSLY

 

Me: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

LMAO

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User: Is my avatar better than Wuver's?

 

Cleverbot: Are your thoughts better than John's?

 

User: Maybe.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a brain in a tube?

 

User: Is my avatar better than Wuver's?

 

Cleverbot: Who's that and who are you?

 

User: I am Golden and she is Ally.

 

Cleverbot: I'm good, thank you. Have you had breakfast yet?

 

User: Is my avatar better than hers?

 

Cleverbot: I enjoy music because it allows the soul to be free to express itself.

 

User: Is my avatar better than hers?

 

Cleverbot: Are you married?

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Hmm... Nothing.. Just asking. Are you single?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Are you wanting a friend?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: May I buy you a drink?

 

User: Okay.

 

Cleverbot: Do you think that I can move to Holland. And live there happy?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Can you say two things in a row?

 

User: TWO THINGS IN A ROW.

 

Cleverbot: But do it literally.

 

User: This is literally.

 

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

 

User: You skipped class.

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm sick. I didn't go to school, silly. (.

 

User: Is my avvy better?

 

Cleverbot: No, your name is Reginald.

 

User: Do you like my avatar?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, it's a nice name.

 

User: Isn't it better than wuver's?

 

Cleverbot: Do you know Scoot the Lumberjack?

 

User: I give up.

 

Cleverbot: A human (it's a person aging, four legs for a baby, two for an adult, three for an old person with a cane).

 

User: Suck my dick.

 

Cleverbot: Where is your desk?

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User: Do you firetruck gumi?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Do you love her?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: And what about wuver?

 

Cleverbot: I dislike war.

 

User: I c.

 

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

 

User: Suck my dick.

 

Cleverbot: A que horas son el chile?

 

User: Do you like me?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Would you have sex with me and Gumi?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Why not.

 

Cleverbot: Because my boyfriend is you, and I strongly dislike computer programs.

 

User: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

 

Cleverbot: Cosa vuol dire intelligiente?

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