Why do men have nipples?

Because were not koko.

they're not nipples. at night your dad sneaks into your room and sucks on your chest to make two huge hickeys.

it explains everything

they're not nipples. at night your dad sneaks into your room and sucks on your chest to make two huge hickeys.

it explains everything

 

Another reason why your not attractive anymore.

Koko will aways be attractive.

Anyway, I believe it was a mutation with a he-she.

actually, males are capable of producing milk for babies.

Ooh silly silly people-

 

You see long ago there was an invasion of aliens that probed a caveman- they then proceeded to kill off all of the other cavemen AND Dinosoars- he was then altered into that funny looking thing that guys are now today and let him mate-

The mutation would not die off with evolution (because they wanted it that way)

 

AND THAT! Is why you have herpes....I mean nipples

According to an old Salad Fingers episode, rubbing nettles on your nipples may make milk come out.

 

I don't suggest trying it though.

humans have nipples. /thread

Why do men have nipples?

 

Because they're fun to play with.

True Eterna; very true....

You can also twist them to show the boy that they have done something VERY VERY BAD without sexually assaulting them.

 

Why do men have nipples?

 

Because they're fun to play with.

 

Finally a good post.

they're not nipples. at night your dad sneaks into your room and sucks on your chest to make two huge hickeys.

it explains everything

 

Not for any sexual reasons, just because you were born without them and so you would fit in.

rofl i have always wondered this....