May 29, 201114 yr Hi, this is Special Agent Tom Jones, of the FBI. I would like to ask you to come by my office at say...2:00 pm today and fill out some confessions...I mean forums. I will see you then. Bye. *Click*
May 29, 201114 yr Mr. P50L, this is Blockbuster Video calling. Our records indicate that not only have you not return your copies of "Waterworld" and "Muppets Take Manhattan", but you also refuse to pay for them. If this continues, we will have to call... Special Agent Tom Jones of the FBI. You know how to reach us. *click*
May 30, 201114 yr Author Mr. P50L, this is Blockbuster Video calling. Our records indicate that not only have you not return your copies of "Waterworld" and "Muppets Take Manhattan", but you also refuse to pay for them. If this continues, we will have to call... Special Agent Tom Jones of the FBI. You know how to reach us. *click* -deletes voicemail-
May 30, 201114 yr hello P50L, This is Paris Hilton. You know how you asked me to take that test? well, it's positive. Meet me at Area 51 at 10:00 bye. (click)
May 30, 201114 yr Hello, this is Rebecca Black and I'm just calling to let you know that it's....FRIDAY! *click* (jk I actually don't like the people who are making fun of her )
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