Okay so lets start,

You know you fail at Kingdomhearts when kairi leaves you and goes for Riku.

You fail at Kingdom Hearts when you can't beat Sepherioth with the Ultimate keyblade

you fail when roxas kisses sefer after he says isnt this romantic

You fail at Kingdom Hearts when Mickey says "Your on your own!" when you lose to Xaildin for the 1 millionth

you know you fail when mickey looks at who ever your fighting flips you off and runs away but gets killed in the process

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when the hardest boss in Kh2 is the first fight with Axel when your Roxas with double blades.

You know you fail at Kingdom hearts if you fight Sehphiroth at level 40 with the kingdom key and no items or accesorys.

You know you fail at Kingdom hearts if you fight Sehphiroth at level 40 with the kingdom key and no items or accesorys.

 

It isn't a fail if you win.

IT'S A EFFING WIN.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when heartless dog pile you and send you down a cliff and/or bite you head off,

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Sora says "Demyx your hard" on the first battle in Olympus Colosseum

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Xemnas kills you on the first hit

You know you fail at kingdom hearts when the small heartless kills you by going near you

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when DiZ kills everyone with his machine

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when all of the Organization XIII members kill themselves so they don't have to fight you.

You know you fail when Ansem/Riku kills you

You know you fail at Kingdom hearts when Kingdom hearts dies from darkness from Sora procrastinating

You know you fail at kingdom Hearts when Ansem and Xemnas get revenge and destroy everything

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Demyx says "thats the best you got?" when you use Trinity limit on him and it only does 1 point damage

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when the actors just stop and start chatting away

You know you fail at Kingdom hearts when you fight Maleficent for the 100th time and Sora pours water on her and she pretends to die so he can just move on

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Xemnas just stands there while you hit Riku

You know you fail at Kingdom hearts when the Kingdom key leaves Sora for Riku and when Sora says "My friends are my power!" the keyblade just says "Ya okay whatever"

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Riku kills you for being bad

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Stephie says "Damn your weak"

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Kairi beat you in one shot

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Sora screams "NO MORE!" to a person's shadow thats not doing anything