Okay so lets start,

You know you fail at Kingdomhearts when kairi leaves you and goes for Riku.

you know fail at kingdom hearts when it takes you nine years b/f u beat the first game.

you know fail at kingdom hearts when it takes you nine years b/f u beat the first game.

 

I have failed. Tremendously. I've owned it for 10 years and I just started playing it lol

 

You know fail at KH when all of the character are original. Including the Disney characters.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when the game starts up and immediately says "Game Over" yet there no heartless around you .

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when you go through the whole game(not COM) and don't realize you can change your keyblade.

When you get anti-form 5 times in a row while fighting Saix, but then your friend picks it up and the first time he changes form he gets final...

When you get anti-form 5 times in a row while fighting Saix, but then your friend picks it up and the first time he changes form he gets final...

 

That happened to me...except it was my sister (I HAD NO IDEA WHAT FINAL FORM WAS). I immediately grabbed the controller and started freaking out.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Sora screams "Firetruck this shit I'm going to Narnia!" After Riku defeated you for the 100th time in the first game

You know you fail at kingdom hearts when you couldn't beat Riku in a Race....

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when you think KH2's main character is Roxas

you know you fail at kingdom hearts when you think that Riku is a girl until kh2.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Sora finally meets Kairi in KH2 and she kicks him in the balls because he's late on saving her

You know you fail at KH when you yell at Kairi "GET BACK INTO THE F***ING KITCHEN!"

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when Sora screams "GAAAAAAAAAAY!" when Axel says Sora makes him feel like he has a heart.

You know you fail at KH when you try to control Sora with a PS2 controller.

You know you fail at Kindom Hearts when scream at the credits at the end of the games saying "No! The game is not over yet! Give another freaking boss or I smash the consol!"

You know you fail at Kh when you post a KH meme in 9gag.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when you wear a foam finger when your friend plays a boss

You know you fail at KH when you have wet dreams with Axel and Lea.

(That was you wasn't it?)

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when it's your birthday and you ask for the Kingdom Key but you get the Star Seeker instead and you scream at your parents saying "I ASKED FOR THE KINGDOM KEY NOT THE STAR SEEKER! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?!"

And what if was? /shot

 

You know you fail at KH when you become a Heartless.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when a person at school calls you heartless and you scream "WHERE!??" and run.

You know you fail at KH when you confound youself by thinking that your evil grandfather is MX.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when you meet a girl with hair like Kairi and you go to your knees and cry screaming "I FOUND YOU KAIRI! I'VE WAITED SO LONG TO SEE YOU!" And hug her but you don't know the girl

You know you fail at KH when you want your bed to have the shape of a Gummi Ship.

You know you fail at Kingdom Hearts when you have your house key and you threaten your friends saying "I'LL STEAL YOUR HEART!"