I'm selling my soul. Any takers?

Right here. I used to collect 'em.

I'll give one wish!!!!(warring may back fire)

Sell me your soul and I'll make sure you get a nice, luxury condo in Hell.

I could use one. I'm running on my backup soul already as it is. (Don't ask)

I will give you $1.37 for it

I'll give you 2 rubber bands, a paperclip, and 17 cents.

Package of cookies?

 

...worked on the last person.

I'll give you Exodia for it.

I need more than that! I'm awesome!

Not like you need any of it when your soul is gone.

I need money. A lot of it.

So why not sell your brain! you really don't need it if you really think you will live on after selling your soul! and you would earn alot of money (maybe)...

Awesome someone is selling there Soul! I'm collecting souls too, to eat! I'm a soul eater and I need kishin eggs to turn into a death scythe now give me your soul!!! I'll give you nothing I'll just take it!