Ladies and gentlemen of this fine forum, I have called you all here to draw your attention to an epidemic. One that continues to take more and more people every day. An epidemic that you have probably seen others suffering from, possibly friends or family. Hell, maybe you've suffered from this horrible ailment at some point, or maybe you still do today.
What I am talking about, of course, is the widespread epidemic known only as "Duckface".
The means through which Duckface manifests itself is simple and easy to prevent, which makes it all the more tragic. It only reveals itsef when examined through photographic means. It mostly appears in female victims, though male cases have been reported. This formerly classified photo shows a woman before being struck by Duckface:
Here is a picture of the same woman, after being stricken by Duckface:
If you cannot already tell, Duckface is the condition in which when you are having your picture taken, instead of smiling or making a clever face like anyone sane would, you are put under the impression that widening your eyes and making it look like an army of bees stung your lips would be the best route to take. Signs of Duckface include enlarged lips, widened eyes, tanned skin, and the increasing desire to act like a douchebag.
While many have been stricken with Duckface, there are those who have taken advantage of the ailment and turned it into something enjoyable, take example B:
While there are those that do this, those fine people are few and far between. A medicinal cure is not in the works despite my protests, as the doctors believe I have some form of mental degradation for believing this is a threat. However, I believe that you, my brothers, sisters, and bronies of KH13.com, are capable of understanding this threat. Stand with me, and we may just be able to stamp out Duckface before it claims the entire world.
On top of this, Duckface makes you look like a firetrucking moron. So please don't do it.
Ladies and gentlemen of this
fineforum, I have called you all here to draw your attention to an epidemic. One that continues to take more and more people every day. An epidemic that you have probably seen others suffering from, possibly friends or family. Hell, maybe you've suffered from this horrible ailment at some point, or maybe you still do today.What I am talking about, of course, is the widespread epidemic known only as "Duckface".
The means through which Duckface manifests itself is simple and easy to prevent, which makes it all the more tragic. It only reveals itsef when examined through photographic means. It mostly appears in female victims, though male cases have been reported. This formerly classified photo shows a woman before being struck by Duckface:
Here is a picture of the same woman, after being stricken by Duckface:
If you cannot already tell, Duckface is the condition in which when you are having your picture taken, instead of smiling or making a clever face like anyone sane would, you are put under the impression that widening your eyes and making it look like an army of bees stung your lips would be the best route to take. Signs of Duckface include enlarged lips, widened eyes, tanned skin, and the increasing desire to act like a douchebag.
While many have been stricken with Duckface, there are those who have taken advantage of the ailment and turned it into something enjoyable, take example B:
While there are those that do this, those fine people are few and far between. A medicinal cure is not in the works despite my protests, as the doctors believe I have some form of mental degradation for believing this is a threat. However, I believe that you, my brothers, sisters, and bronies of KH13.com, are capable of understanding this threat. Stand with me, and we may just be able to stamp out Duckface before it claims the entire world.
On top of this, Duckface makes you look like a firetrucking moron. So please don't do it.