1. Get a sex change to be a woman. If you already are a girl, dismiss this step.
2. Get a white van, grab 5 other girls and put them in the van.
3. Ride your Minivan to Australia
4. Locate Daniel's house
5. Barge into Daniel's house.
6. Have all your woman cohorts take off their clothes
7. Throw a 24-hour long sexy party
8. Have all your woman cohorts give him 1 hour long lap dance each after the party
9. When he's fainted from all the hawtness, put a white shirt on him and write on it in permanent marker "Make (your username) a moderator when you wake up"
10. Return once a month with all the current moderators and throw him a sexy party.
***Remember, do the same thing with Aaron, or your chances will dim.
So, which means, we have to respect our mods for going through such a perilous journey.
1. Get a sex change to be a woman. If you already are a girl, dismiss this step.
2. Get a white van, grab 5 other girls and put them in the van.
3. Ride your Minivan to Australia
4. Locate Daniel's house
5. Barge into Daniel's house.
6. Have all your woman cohorts take off their clothes
7. Throw a 24-hour long sexy party
8. Have all your woman cohorts give him 1 hour long lap dance each after the party
9. When he's fainted from all the hawtness, put a white shirt on him and write on it in permanent marker "Make (your username) a moderator when you wake up"
10. Return once a month with all the current moderators and throw him a sexy party.
***Remember, do the same thing with Aaron, or your chances will dim.
So, which means, we have to respect our mods for going through such a perilous journey.