Posted November 26, 201113 yr Did you seriously think I was being serious? I have nothing to talk about. That's all I'm going to talk about. Nothing. Absolutely. Nothing.
November 26, 201113 yr Author It all started out on April 19th, 1994. My momma was laying on a hospital bed and was pushing like a trucker. I was being stubborn and decided to stay in my cozy home of fluids. Eventually after many hours labor I was born into this word as a bloody mess of baby flab. 17 years later here I am. A hormonal mess of teenage flab. Blood included one week each month. Teenage angst times 10. The big secret? I was born through a c-section.
Did you seriously think I was being serious?
I have nothing to talk about.
That's all I'm going to talk about.
Nothing.
Absolutely.
Nothing.