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So you want to see what happens when the KH cast has a bad day or someone's being stupid? Well here's the beginning of the messed up madness.

 

Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep Mess-ups

 

*Beginning Scene of Birth by Sleep*

Ventus looked at the window as he saw shooting stars. "A meteor shower!" He then turned the other way about to get off of his bed that was until his foot got caught on the blanket. When he jumped off the bed the blanket caught around his ankle pulled him off his feet while he landed on his face.

Vanitas "Hey i'm- wait did you?" Vanitas looked at Ventus on the floor with his face to the board before he started laughing and dropping the helmet he was supposed to wear.

Ventus "Quit laughing Vanitas! Can you please help me get my ankle unwrapped from the blanket?"

 

*Scene at the meteor shower*

When Ventus laid down his head he slowly closed his eyes before falling asleep as he softly snored.

Aqua popped her head over him before raising a eyebrow. "Ventus?" She got no response. "Ventus?" Still he didn't move.

Terra took this as the time to step in as he popped over Ventus. "Ventus get up!"

Surprised by the loudness Ventus jolted awake smashing his head into Aqua's as they both moaned. "Hey what was that for?!"

Terra's Story

 

*Aqua and Terra fight scene*

Terra and Aqua's keyblades clashed as they acted out the scene.

Terra quickly slashed Earth Shaker at Aqua.

Aqua didn't expect this as she lost her hold on Rainfell as it launched forward hitting a very annoyed Master Xehanort.

Terra "Okay I did not expect something like that to happen so soon..........."

Aqua "Master Xehanort are you okay?!"

Master Xehanort "I think............." He mumbled while rubbing his now black eye.

Master Eraqus "Why don't we just skip to another scene?"

 

*Terra leaving The Land of Departure*

Terra slammed his fist onto the button of his armor as it covered his body. When he threw the keyblade it went forward but it didn't change into his keyblade glider as it came back around and went through a window as a scream came five second later.

Terra "Who did I hit?!"

Master Eraqus "I think that was Xemnas or maybe Xehanort."

A Ethereal Blade proved the fact that it was Xemnas who had been hit as it landed not to far away from Terra.

Terra "I think it's time for me to run."

 

*Take Two*

Terra slammed his fist onto the button of his armor as it covered his body. When he threw the keyblade it went forward but it didn't change into his keyblade glider once again as it this time slammed into a rather steamed Master Xehanort.

Master Xehanort "One more time and then i'll be doing something painful to you before the Final Scene in the Keyblade Graveyard!"

Terra "Okay.........." He bolted dodging Master Xehanort's Keyblade.

Aqua "First Aid Kits ready for the next few scenes."

Master Eraqus "Thank you Aqua I believe we'll be needing that." He sighed pinching the bridge of his nose.

 

*First major Unversed Boss fight*

As Terra ran at it he slid making so he didn't stop as he got thrown off his feet into the stairs face first.

Vanitas "Oh man this is to good." He laughed but motioned the Unversed to stop as it did what it was told

Terra "Just bring me the First Aid Kit already Vanitas before we get Sora to take over your job over for a while."

 

*Scene with Snow White*

As the Unversed appear Terra didn't expect one to suddenly come up right at his feet as he was thrown off his feet a while he landed flat on his back as groaned.

Vanitas "They don't like you do they?" He managed not to laugh as the Unversed stopped again.

Terra was beyond mad as he got to his feet and chased after Vanitas with the now Ends of the Earth keyblade to pound him to death.

Ventus "I think that's all for today right?"

Aqua "Let's go find Sora. Vanitas is going to be no good after Terra catches him."

LOL

Chapter Two is now here lolz

 

Note Sora shall be refereed as Vanitas? after opening. Roxas = Ventus?

Time to continue but for now let's see what's happened to some of the cast members.

 

Vanitas "Sora you better not make me look like a fool." Has a few casts and some bandaged areas from yesterday.

Sora "Okay I know and I can't wait to get the dye out." Has his hair dyed black with Vanitas's body suit on and yellow contacts.

Master Xehanort "Yes and I still have a few more scenes before i'm needed hopefully." He managed to get the black eye gone but was still sore from the two mishaps yesterday.

Xemnas&Terra "It's a good thing we don't appear in the same game..........." Glaring daggers at Terra who did the same.

Aqua "Okay then let's get on with the recording." 'Maybe we'll get farther than yesterday if we have any luck at all.'

*Major boss Unversed fight for Castle of Dreams*

Terra was on the balcony as he looked at the Unversed ready to fight. When he jumped he was to close the railing as his foot got caught. He quickly swung his body over upside down as the Unversed stopped.

Vanitas? "Okay do we need to make a X so he knows where to jump from?" Vanitas? almost laughed but after seeing what happened to the real Vanitas he had decided it wasn't the best move to make right now.

Terra "Just help me down Sora before I go after you like Vanitas!"

*Mysterious Tower landing*

As Terra approached the Mysterious Tower he got ready to jump off of his Keyblade Glider. Unfortunately he didn't do it fast enough as he landed rather painfully head first into the ground when his Keyblade finally changed back into Earth Shaker.

Terra "Why the hell did it do that!?"

Vanitas? "I don't really know and i'm glad I don't have one to test it out right now." The helmet was off as he pulled Terra or at least tried to pull Terra out of the ground but the armored Terra wouldn't come out of the ground or move for that matter.

Terra "Sora just go grab Aqua so we can do it the easy way! She has Gravity in her command deck."

*Keyblade Graveyard first time*

As Master Xehanort took a step back he went just a little farther then he wanted as he fell backwards into the fissure.

Terra "He really just did that?!" He almost forgot to save Master Xehanort's life before realizing what was happening as his Keyblade Glider appeared under Master Xehanort just in time to save him from a rather painful death.

Master Xehanort "Can someone make sure something is down here in case that happens again? Really can't you see what's possible at this point from the first day?"

Terra snicked slightly liking that fact that Master Xehanort was getting pretty hurt to before the final battle where he would get beat up anyways.

*Trinity Armor fight*

As Terra and Ventus went to slash the Unversed it launched it's large hands at them. Ventus untold that it would do that got launched painfully into the railing. Terra got a bit luckier and landed on his back against the flooring.

Ventus "Get Roxas right now because I can't feel anything!" He looked rather pained as he tried to move but couldn't without a lot of pain going throughout his body.

Roxas "I thought this game was going to be clean or at least better than what happened in Days or KH2."

Terra "Nn can anyone replace me for the next scene?" He got up sore all over as Aqua ran over to the two holding a small kit in her hands and about five Curaga's in her command deck.

Aqua "I have the first Aid kit and the curing magic!"

*Terra and Braig fight*

As Terra launched the ball of Darkness it didn't just hit Braig taking out the one but went in another direction. The unfortunate people to get hit Xemnas and Ansem SoD. They also had fallen off the edge of a platform landing onto the one Terra was on. Both got up glaring as they brought out there weapons ready to murder Terra.

Terra "Again?! Why the hell do I have to deal with this?!"

Braig "Just because Terra and just wait till I might have to be replaced by Xigbar." He stated before getting the other scar dealt to him as Terra launched another ball of Darkness at him trying to shut him up before he got ready to run.

Terra "Shut up!" He then started running as Xemnas and Ansem SoD went after him.

Xemnas "Get the hell back here Terra!" He was in his final form with two copies trailing behind him.

Ansem SoD "Just wait till I catch you!" Ansem was behind Xemnas with his Guardian with him while he readied himself with Dark Firaga's to try and burn Terra to death or make him hurt a lot.

Terra "Damn it at least I get your Guardian for the Final Episode Ansem! Hey Mansex try to catch up with me if you can you cheap copy!" He shouted while readying some of his own moves.

*Snigger*

 

I'm sorry, but Mansex will always be the most funny KH joke.

ROFL at the Terra/Xemnas jokes.

BBS was my first KH game and Terrs is my FAVE so Xemnas has always given me the creeps...he has the same freaking body!

I'm probably the only KH fan who doesn't call him Mansex on a regular basis...and Terra's behind at least part of that...

Thanks! I had to make something between the two and just wait till I do the KH2 one. They are gonna be so mad at each other.

Okay now onto the next chapter but first let's see what the cast members are doing right now seeing how bad the last run went.

 

 

Ventus "Roxas please tell me that you'll do this for me." Ventus was covered in bruises as he sat not moving because it would hurt to much as he looked at Roxas now dressed in his clothes.

Roxas "I have to I mean i'm already in the outfit Ventus but you owe me when they do a redo of Days or I come up in another game." He stated looking at the shoes. They bothered him so much but he didn't complain as he continued getting ready.

Master Xehanort "I'm guessing something bad is going to happen again today." He sat up not to damage with just a few cuts and bruises and certainly looked better than Ansem SoD, Xemnas, and Terra.

Terra "You deserved it Xemnas. You where the one who tried to hit me. I wasn't the cause of you actually slamming your face into Ends of the Earth." He grinned looking at Xemnas while grinning like he was innocent.

Xemnas "I'm gonna like beating the crap out of you later on in the games." He growled glaring at Terra trying not to go after him.

Ansem "Why the hell does he have to be a cause of my existence? Why the hell does he get to use my Guardian?"

Vanitas "Because this is what the fans want. You want to get payed and Sora give me back my helmet. I'm doing my job again."

 

*Leaving Radiant Garden*

Terra threw the Keyblade after his armor had appeared. Once again the Keyblade went past Terra as he got ready to run. The Keyblade this time however nailed Ansem the Wise as he got knocked off of his feet landing painfully on the ground. "Okay that was lucky. I don't have to run until they make me into Xehanort Apprentice." He sighed relaxing as the Keyblade reappeared in his hand.

Ventus "I think we need another medic and maybe we should go find Zexion?"

Terra nodded as they both ran off leaving Ansem where fell down at.

 

*Retake Terra vs Braig*

Terra launched the sphere of Darkness as it hit Braig right where it needed to. When he launched the second one it curved to the left hitting a rather calm Zexion in the stomach who was thrown backwards. "Well shit. Why can't it hit where it's supposed to? Anyone know about something that might help?" He asked before running as Zexion came after him.

Zexion "Get back here! You're going to pay for earlier!" He shouted launching multiple spells at Terra who was managing to dodge everything shot or thrown at him while swinging his Keyblade at Zexion.

 

*Disney Town Racing*

Terra let his Keyblade Glider speed up as he tried to ram one of the Unversed. Unfortunately one came up right behind him as they slammed into him knocking him off his Keyblade Glider. Terra rolled managing to get out of the way so he didn't become road kill. "Vanitas get your ass down here! I don't want to become road kill so get down her Vanitas!"

Vanitas appeared laughing as he made the Unversed stop. "Okay then Terra lets see how long until Darth Xemnas has to come after you............ Wait I said that out loud!? See ya later!" Vanitas began running as coughmansexcough Xemnas came after him yelling and sending red blades after Vanitas.

 

*Random Moment Fight between Terra and Xemnas sometime between some of the scenes in this crazy game called Birth by Sleep or maybe Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix*

Terra ran trying not to get hit as Xemnas slashed constantly at him not slowing down. "Mansex will you just give up you damn cheap copy! It's not my fault that you get your ass kicked multiple by a stupid kid and his friends! Oh by the way I came up with a new name for you thanks to Vanitas earlier. Say hello to the knew fan name Darth Mansex!" Terra shouted with a evil grin as he blocked another attack.

Xemnas "Damn it Terra! That's it your gonna die even though we need you for the game I don't give a shit anymore!" He slashed again as Terra who dodged in time before launching the Ultima Cannon at Xemnas who now landed about ten feet away passed out.

Terra "Damn straight now how the hell do I get out of The World That Never Was? Where the hell do you people come up with the names for these places anyways?" He shouted looking around before sighing. Time for the long way back then.

 

*Random Moment Zexion's Sandwich*

Zexion tried summoning his book to beat the crap out of Terra. Instead of a book appearing a huge sandwich did as he looked at it before shrugging. "Might as well. I'll get him later on." He started eating it as Riku who had his Kingdom Hearts 2 appeared next to him staring at the sandwich.

Riku "Give me some........." He mumbled looking at the sandwich as he tried to take some of the large book shaped sandwich.

Zexion "Never! You killed me in Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories!" He pulled the sandwich away as he ran with Riku following him.

Riku "Damn it give me some of the sandwich!" He shouted now wielding Way to Dawn as he chased after Zexion wanting the sandwich he had.

Zexion "Stopga!" He shouted as Riku came to a complete halt as Zexion began eating the sandwich once more while walking leaving Riku in the same spot with the little green clock over his head unable to move.

Ansem "Why the hell does he have to be a cause of my existence? Why the hell does he get to use my Guardian?"

Vanitas "Because this is what the fans want.

Ansem, just as whiny as my younger brother.

Vanitas, so true.

 

Terra threw the Keyblade after his armor had appeared. Once again the Keyblade went past Terra as he got ready to run. The Keyblade this time however nailed Ansem the Wise as he got knocked off of his feet landing painfully on the ground.

Lol, reading this I thought you were talking about the forum member Ansem The Wise!

Ansem, just as whiny as my younger brother.

Vanitas, so true.

 

 

 

Lol, reading this I thought you were talking about the forum member Ansem The Wise!

 

Yep i'm making him whiny. Vanitas is stating the truth because the fans do want it.

Well hell that's just weird. You read the whole Darth Mansex thing right?

Yeah you brought it here!!

Yeah you brought it here!!

 

Lolz I invented Xemnas a new name! Darth Mansex! You have to love the Stars Wars in Kingdom Hearts. Eraqus being one of the best hell.

I am just laughing right now. I love Star Wars I just need to see them all.

Lolz I invented Xemnas a new name! Darth Mansex! You have to love the Stars Wars in Kingdom Hearts. Eraqus being one of the best.

 

Mark Hammil being Eraqus is actually what convinced me to watch my first walkthrough of Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep... and now, here i am!

Mark Hammil being Eraqus is actually what convinced me to watch my first walkthrough of Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep... and now, here i am!

 

Awesomeness.