Eventually.

I thought the spam content was getting a little low, so I bumped it a little. Birthday present for Clueless.

HMMMMM...

If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. However, it takes only 4 muscles to punch their lights out.

How now brown cow..... that you may have so many udders?

Seen fatty's leg? It fuggin fugged.

always be sincere, even if you don't mean it, kiddies

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.

 

Shall we play a game? I'll start a story, and then I'll stop, and you gotta post the next part. Then together we all create a mega super story.

SOOOOO...

There once was an amazing cat that did vocals for then band Muse, but only in their song The Small Print at about 2:51. In a desperate attempt to save his dying career, he-

yes, yes we r going to die and its all b/c of me lol

yes, yes we r going to die and its all b/c of me lol

 

nuuu don't explode the world! It's not good for the fish!

AHEM>>>>> The story, anyone?

(Yes, the world exploding could possibly be hazardous to sensitive persons health.)

-(bonus cookies if you can translate that above sentence)-

 

 

Shall we play a game? I'll start a story, and then I'll stop, and you gotta post the next part. Then together we all create a mega super story.

SOOOOO...

There once was an amazing cat that did vocals for then band Muse, but only in their song The Small Print at about 2:51. In a desperate attempt to save his dying career, he-

 

wrote a song called "i am amazing cat" but no one like it so 1 week later he went broke and owed tons of money.So he went to a bridge to commit suicide but when he was about to jump an old moose said "i can make you greatest musicians that ever lived".The cat replied back saying "what's the catch" the moose just laughted and said"you have wait you find out.

." The cat then said "No, F*** OFF I need some Vanairi." <3

then the moose said that due to his lack of appreciation for magic moose(es?) he would cast a horrible curse upon the kitty that-

turned him into a catfish and said the only way you can become cat again is

to eat the magical purple goo that falls from the sky in fairy land O_O

so the cat went to Matthew Bellamy and asked to borrow his map to fairyland, but Matt said-

"I'm sorry oh cat-fish but I have not the map to fairy land you need...You see a flock of moosen has stolen it from me..." The cat looked at him and asked...

"where are they and how many were there.Matt said "There were many of them, many much moosen! Out in the woods.So the catfish when in woods and hear something behind him he look behind and it was a .....

tank from L4D. So he yelled something not to be said on this site, and ran to a-

DeLorean DMC-12 and put pelt to metal he went up to 88mph and got transport to .........

Birthday present for Clueless.

 

 

This made me smile <3

why yes clueless i occasionally have that effect on people

The end of the World is 2012. AND YAY 1000 POSTS