Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

I dated your avatar while typing this post out

You're too young to date. GO TO YOUR ROOM

I'm not too young! I'M AN AGELESS IMORTAL

I put my geometry test in the microwave and then ate it

I put your base in my closet and made Riku eat it while dressed as a baby.

IM gonna watch you in your sleep.

Ah, you're skin's so soft. So fragile and vulnerable. Maybe I can dissect you and turn it into sand paper

(AHHHHHHHHKAY. O_O I LOSE)

 

You're so cute when you threaten people.

 

(I HATE THIS! I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT)

Oh so I see it's a mutual cuteness. In hindisght, maybe I should just kill you and not diessect you. I could always make and...use a homunculus based off of you...

(O_O MUST. INSULT.)

 

Go away and pick on someone else. I'm not your toy that you can simply play with.

 

(TRYING SOOO HARD NOT TO INSULTTT)

Riku is face palming cuz you just sneezed on my mom

The zebra next door said he likes you. A lot.

I herd u hav a fetish 4 mudkipz

I heard that you know what is inside the cookie jar

I herd u liek mudkipz in dat sort of way

I heard that you like to go out on weekends.

I herd u date mudkipz in your dreams

I heard that you date Xemnas in your dreams

I HERD U DATE HEARTLESS IN YOUR DREAMS AND DON'T FEEL WEIRD ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND WHILE MAKING LOVE WITH A MUDKIP POSSABLY.

 

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(MEHEHEHEHEEEEE)

 

I heard that you really like Axel. A lot.

(actually i do think he's cute. BUT IM FAITHFUL TO RIKU!!!! )

 

I herd u dream about Inori as a Mudkip and that turns u on cuz she's a mudkip~

I heard that you ate a pair of pants

I heard you re-consume your barf in your sleep x)

I would army crawl in my underwear through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie

GROSS!!! I hope you choke on your barf singing the abcs in your SLEEP now Take that