Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

Something strange

May I touch your eyebrows?

No, but you can lick them.

I like stabbing people with pencil's

Lick them!

Can I bite you??

No! Lick MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

May i bite your ear off like Mike Tyson

I just want to dunk you in coffee and toss you into my belly

Just...LICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*licks lips towards Sora's Baby* how delicious looking. *turns to a pizza and licks that instead*

I'm going to toss you into an oven and eat you >83

Why do you want to eat me?

Because you're so tasty

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1165/pride3.gif

 

You look delicious.

No I'm fine with just being licked.

*licks sora's baby hand* takes.... *COUGH* Coal '-'

Did it taste good *creeper smile*

*cough* i said it taste like coal... *cough*

*bites*

 

Rawr

Your sig turns my friend on.

Give me your shoe

I want to eat you

Mmm...wings. Even tastier. *shudders in delight*

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1165/pride3.gif

*eats you now*

I will eat you >83