Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

 

you can't deny it.....I saw you sniffing my cat yesterday!

Stop toying with my EMOTIONS ;-;

Stop toying with my EMOTIONS ;-;

Who parked their sammich in my car!?

IT WASN'T ME! I-IT WAS THAT...THAT uhh...vacuum.

IT WASN'T ME! I-IT WAS THAT...THAT uhh...vacuum.

Imma 'bout to flip a bizmich

I'll give you my cookies if you let me go...its a sugar cookie!

I'll give you my cookies if you let me go...its a sugar cookie!

MONKEY FACED MALLARD!

MONKEY FACED MALLARD!

I SEE DEAD COOKIES.

I SEE DEAD COOKIES.

STOP LOOKING AT MY GRAVEYARD!

Wait. Can I dissect a cookie, then?

Wait. Can I dissect a cookie, then?

off topic, yes.On topic: if my car is made of mayo how do I rap?

"Is mayonnaise an instument?" "No."

 

"Do instruments of torture count?" "No." If so, I'd be an.excellent musician.

"Is mayonnaise an instument?" "No." "Do instruments of torture count?" "No." If so, I'd be an.excellent musician.

GOOBY WAHT R U DOIN?

I dislike Dolan and Gooby with a passion, honestly. I'll crucify their bodies until I dissect them, grind them up, and burn them at the mercy of a thousand suns.

I dislike Dolan and Gooby with a passion, honestly. I'll crucify their bodies until I dissect them, grind them up, and burn them at the mercy of a thousand suns.

Schemer, you know all apature science equipment can survive that!

Schemer, you know all apature science equipment can survive that!

Eh, well, when life gives you bullets,CARMANOOOOOOOO!

Eh, well, when life gives you bullets,CARMANOOOOOOOO!

Imma firin mah lazer

Hey, Vegeta, eh what's his power level?

 

Meh, roughly...uh...9000+.

 

Oh...well, that can't be right, did you check the batteries? There's no way that can be right

 

Uh, nope.

 

Well...you should probably check 'em.

 

Hm...nah, they're good.

 

Oh...well fu-

Hey, Vegeta, eh what's his power level?Meh, roughly...uh...9000+. Oh...well, that can't be right, did you check the batteries? There's no way that can be rightUh, nope.Well...you should probably check 'em.Hm...nah, they're good.Oh...well fu-

Blaaaaaaaarg!

so...I heard that you chewed on that bottle of olive oil yesterday!

Yes and she loved it!

hmm...this feather would make a great pet giraffe....

MU MONKEY RING IS NOW A TOMATTO

erasers smell like pikachu

JEJSBDUSBAJSBXUDN AIN'T NOBODY GOT TOME FOR RAT!