Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

I have a 10,000 year old Meow Wow it looks like a rotted cheese doodle.

Fuck you.

*whispers very closesly to you* Thanks for the candy

you are my candy

*whispers in your ear* I want to suck on your lollipop.

100101010101010100101010101010100101010101010101010100101

*whispers* Hey baby, want to go to Aaron's love shack?

*whispers* Do you like bananas?

*whispers* Yes I do, especially in my butt.

hahahah I've go nothing now. goodbye.

Yay~ I was licked!

Why are you wearing a tu tu?

Pie~

why did you kill my cat?

Your fluffiness will only make pigs fly.

because i couldn't have it going and telling the world what I did

Who did you 'do'?

give me your hair

I assassinated all of kirby's Meow wow's except her fat Meow Jesty >83

(Liar. They are all perfectly safe in my magical closet of MW, bc I'm watching all 56 of them right now.)

 

*barks* *begins bouncing*

Without the number 75 there would not be any fish.

What?

Pie needs licking!

Pie needs licking

You need licking

Therefore you are pie

I AM THE PIE!