Conspiracy Theory: Aaron is a Synthetic Robot Android

[hatok 6,413]

I theorize that Aaron is in fact, facetious

 

First of all, some background info:

Consider: http://kh13.com/forum/topic/40980-conspiracy-theory-straight-girls-want-gay-guys/?do=findComment&comment=812317

It is a scientific fact that all persons of the female persuasion are yaoi fangirls.

Now, look at this: http://kh13.com/forum/topic/37201-the-marriage-of-daniel-chiuchiarelli-and-aaron-mcnabb-exclusive-pics/

31 likes, 4 pages

Now, it is a known fact that KH13 has the largest concentration of girls on the internet... how does DChuich do it?

By shipping himself with Aaron of course!

 

So yeah, I believe that Aaron is a construct created for the sole purpose of leading KH13 to fame and glory

[baylaust 2,531]

A synthetic robot android that's never around, maybe.

[XIIISwords 1,059]

Silly. Aaron is on android. Aaron is the 13th Xehanort and the final boss of KH3.

[hatok 6,413]

A synthetic robot android that's never around, maybe.

 

Well of course he's never around, he's a robot. For all we know, he doesn't even exist

[Oniaku 280]

Or maybe... DChiuch IS Aaron!!! DUN DUN DUN!

[Aaron 579]

oooo a conspiracy theory...

 

no comment

 

[Hei 3,233]

The most important question: Does he have laser cannons?

[hatok 6,413]

 

Hm... it appears to be expressing emotion a clear sign of something that is NOT a robot... but is this real emotion? Or just a meticulously crafted replica?

[Weiss 8,279]

Are are we all just programs?

Trapped in a virtual reality program. Used for expirements to test the ability of the human race without even knowing it.

[Amon 4,279]

If only Aaron would go on chat once in a while so we could give him a turing test.

[Protoman 1,974]

we aren't all that bad, i mean robots are pretty tite.