_EPISODE 1_

 

Setting: A huge Kingdom Hearts logo with a keyblade spinning around in the middle. An intro with the title shows up on the screen...transitioning to a backdrop of the same logo, with Sora, standing in place.

 

Sora: Holy smokes, baloney, fudge and mustard, stop the presses and stop the internet!! If you are a member of KH13, and are loading this up your internet machine....you're here. Now, stand, the F**K UP!!

 

(No one stands up. Not even the cast members off screen watching)

 

Sora: -__-....Well, anyways....welcome to 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast....where the most important questions on the face of this planet are answered....these, my friends (holds up paper) are the questions. And we (spreads arms out) We...have the answers....the answers to existance! (raises fist)

 

Riku: (Off-stage): By God, you're a ham.

 

Sora: (looks to Riku): By God, you're a homo.

 

(off-screen cast "OOOOHHHH"s in unison.)

 

Riku: -__-....just start the f*king show.

 

Sora: Alrighty then! First question....

 

(record skip, pause)

 

Hi, Firaga96. You know, I was going to make up stuff at this point, but then i thought, "Hey, why not get some actual questions going?"

 

So, KH13.com, I'm leaving the rest to you. Post some questions, being about anything you want to ask Sora, and once I get five, I'll continue the story from there. If you didn't get your question in, you can always ask another one for another character.

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Firaga96

No, I'm fine. I just don't pay attention sometimes when some of my threads, where I calmly ask that people leave feedback.....and get nothing. Kinda pisses me off, actually.

 

I'm sorry >n<

I'm sorry >n<

 

It's fine. I'm getting used to being ignored around here... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

It's fine. I'm getting used to being ignored around here... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

Don't give up D:

 

"...deep down there's a light that never goes out!"

Don't give up D:

 

"...deep down there's a light that never goes out!"

 

I will try.

I will try.

 

cheer up, it's not the end.

cheer up, it's not the end.

 

Okay.

Righto. Good luck though. I really do enjoy reading this series

Righto. Good luck though. I really do enjoy reading this series

 

Really? You do?

 

Well, I'm glad to here that.

Really? You do?

 

Well, I'm glad to here that.

 

Definitely! Makes me laugh every time. One of the things I would look forward to coming home from school. And it was pretty interesting to see a different side of the KH cast

 

:DDD

Definitely! Makes me laugh every time. One of the things I would look forward to coming home from school. And it was pretty interesting to see a different side of the KH cast

 

:DDD

 

I feel touched.

I feel touched.

 

*insert epic music* It's been a pleasure reading your KH Cast Questions

*insert epic music* It's been a pleasure reading your KH Cast Questions

 

I.....I think I'm in love with you....

:blink: Derp...*backs away slowly* I have a Keyblade :ph34r:

:blink: Derp...*backs away slowly* I have a Keyblade :ph34r:

 

Yeah, I figured you say that....sorry about that, my brain was in a weird place back there.... besides, I shouldn't tempt fate, I'm forever alone.

Yeah, I figured you say that....sorry about that, my brain was in a weird place back there.... besides, I shouldn't tempt fate, I'm forever alone.

 

It's all good. Our brains are always in a weird place, we just don't know what other peoples minds are like. Naw, you'll find someone someday which will come however way it pleases.

 

Psh I've never dated anyone and I'm totally fine! *sits in a dark corner with KH and TWEWY games* It's the precious >

It's all good. Our brains are always in a weird place, we just don't know what other peoples minds are like. Naw, you'll find someone someday which will come however way it pleases.

 

Psh I've never dated anyone and I'm totally fine! *sits in a dark corner with KH and TWEWY games* It's the precious >

 

Heh....right, right.

 

Anyways, hold on to those Square Enix titles, cuz a new update for Episode 7's coming in a few minutes....

Heh....right, right.

 

Anyways, hold on to those Square Enix titles, cuz a new update for Episode 7's coming in a few minutes....

 

X'D Always wanted to do that.

 

Gasp! Awesome!

(unpause)

 

Xion: Third question....from xoblivion13x...whose questions are always welcome here ( )...."Why didn't you kick Saix's butt when he was mean to you? You and Roxas could've teamed teamed up on him and thrown his sorry rear out the window with your Keyblade powers." Well, to be honest, I didn't have the strength in me....heh, just because you got a big key....doesn't mean you have the best self-esteem in the world....if you know what I'm saiyan...

 

Riku: I do.

 

Xion: http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/sleep.png .... No. No you do not. (under breath) pervert...Anyways, yeah, I had it in the back of my mind....and, uh, I'm pretty sure Roxas thought the same thing...right?

 

Roxas: Oh, yeah.

 

Xion: Yep...Saix, uh, this must be awkward for ya, but.....any response?

 

Saix: I apologize. I was merely following the script.

 

Xion: Oh...well, uh, thanks.....there you have it. No hard feelings. Although, uh, just so you know...heh-heh...aside from an actual fight....or, actually, in a real fight....with no Keyblades or a Claymore....if me and Roxas teamed up on Saix...oh-ho....It could be done.

 

Saix: How is that? :mellow:

 

Xion: Remember that party two weeks ago?

 

Saix: What par--uh, oh, that party......ah, yes I remember....the poor fool couldn't prepare himself...

 

Roxas: Ha-aw yeah, I remember that too.

 

Xion: I bet you do...for those of you who are wondering what we're talking about, well, it's simple: Two weeks ago, me and a few other of the cast members like Roxas and Saix were at the local Dinosaur Grill, having some steak and Sanchez, like we always do....cuz we're bosses. Anyways, I'm a few drinks in, and feeling a little tipsy...and, uh, Riku only had a few margaritas, if I remember, and was already puking in the bathroom....

 

Riku: Shut up.

 

(Cast laughs)

 

Xion: Heh-heh. So, yeah, my mind at that point wasn't all there, so I was prone to do stupid things at that point....and I did....how and why? Well, a dude sitting next to me, a dude, mind you, who has no idea what Kingdom Hearts is...starts trying to chat me up, and I could tell wanted to get in my pants....

 

Riku: Ha.

 

Sora: Dude, that's not funny.

 

Riku: It is to me.

 

Roxas: Dick.

 

Riku: Commoner.

 

Roxa: Ho--wait, did you just call me a commoner?

 

Riku: Yes. You are all commoners beneath me, the king! Ha-ha-ha!

 

(smack!)

 

Riku: Ow!

 

Kairi: Pipe it. Xion's trying to tell a story.

 

Xion: Thank you, Kai-Kai....anyways, this creeper is going on about his job and his life and yeesh, was it boring....it was hard to listen even if I cared. That's how much alcohol in my system...so about a few minutes into this, the dude starts to gag a little....like, he had something in his mouth....I think you know where I'm going with this...a few seconds later....BLAH! (slaps leg) Just vomits all over my jeans! lol. Like someone just openin' up a can of soup right on my leg....dude, if you are watchin' this right now, then f**k you for pukin' on my leg. (holds up middle finger) .... He's probably watchin' this from a hospital bed....because, yeah, you might have guessed it, but after said dude puked on my leg...I kicked the living tar outta him....with some assistance from Roxas-san.

 

Roxas: I held him, and you punched.

 

Xion: Yep. lol. So, imagine Saix pulling that type of stuff in the real world, whether I'm sober or not....well, it wouldn't be pretty. Now, I'm not the batshit, crazy, drunk chick of the family or anything....(sigh)....all I'm sayin' is....it helps when I need to beat something in.

 

Saix: I'm taking a note on this.

 

Xion: You should be....you all should be.....(stares at screen with scary face)..naw, I'm just kidding. lol. You don't need to worry about anything.....bottom line: I knock stuff out when I'm mad. That's just me.

 

Riku: I think that emo phase is coming back.

 

Xion: Riku..... :angry:

 

Riku: Kidding. Kidding. (under breath) commoner.

 

Xion: -__-....okay, I hope this next question involves me hitting Riku....

 

Riku: Come at me, babe.

 

Xion: Grr.....(clears throat)....Question number four....as I try to hold back my desire to strangle the silver haired douche in the room....(takes a sip from coffee)....ah, that helps....so the next question--

 

(pause)

 

X*X*X*X*X

 

--will be answered as soon as I get one. As well as another one. Then another character gets the spotlight. And so on and so forth. Yay.

Edited October 27, 201212 yr by Firaga96

Must...wait...until...someone else....asks question! I feel bad for asking a lot of them O__o

 

But LOL

Must...wait...until...someone else....asks question! I feel bad for asking a lot of them O__o

 

But LOL

 

Let's see what happens.

To Sora: Will you kiss Kairi in KH3 or we'll have to wait more?

To Kairi: Will you kiss Sora in KH3 or just give him a hug again?

To Riku: When the three of you were together, there's was some time you felt like you were the candle?

To Xehanort: Why are you having all this work if we know the good ones always win in the end?

Edited October 27, 201212 yr by Sakuraba Neku

To Xehanort:

 

 

 

Good luck with obtaining the X-blade and destroying Sora, Ventus, Roxas and the others and torture them to death and eat their eye balls and eat their...BRAINS!!!!!

Edited October 27, 201212 yr by Tom13

Remember: The questions are for Xion...

 

Of course other questions will be answered, including the ones already sent in, but look, I follow an episode by episode basis and I would prefer to keep by it. Don't fret though; eventually characters will have to be swapped out and go twice or maybe more.

However....if you want, I could make up a new format so that more than one character can answer questions at a time...

the pythagorean theorum is easy

a2 + b2 = c2

 

sora should know this