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So.....Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep.....

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We're back. Doing things as we always do. As it should be....

I'm feeling reluctant about this, I'm not gonna lie...as I've said in the past, I've only actually played/beat the PS2 titles, or moreover, the "main" series, to some people. (Frickin casuals....) You know what, I feel like causing a casual shitstorm right now, anyone else in? Huh, huh? (sputters) Wait, wait, hwait....I'm trailing off, never mind...(unless you are up for it.)

ANYWAYS, let us begin, people. The analyzation / roast / bastardization / celebration / any other word that works....of BBS. Straight to it!

(I watched a Ventus playthrough months after the game initially lauched....and I studied the wiki for the rest. Oh yeah, and I saw the secret episode for BBSFM.)

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Opening: Oh, this song.....it never gets old. :) [*]Shirtless Ventus: FANSERVICE! [*]First Look At Young Xehanort: Xemnas? (LOL, not really, I'm just making shit up) [*]First Look At Aqua / General Opinion: Well, now....a GIRL using a Keyblade....now THAT'S how you do it. Kairi, take some notes. [*]Eraqus: It's the Japanese Mickey Rourke! D: (LOL, kidding, again. I'm in weird place right now...lol) [*]Vanitas: Hmm....you seem cool. [*]Mickey's New Voice Actor: Eh, not as good as the original. Not terrible, though. [*]Ventus VS "Masked Boy": Aw, shit, it's going down! I got a anthro mouse on my side, whatchu got, BITCH?! (shows me what he's got) Oh God...I take it back, I take it BACK!!! D: [*]Hades Stare: Hey, hey, hey! :angry: That's rude....stop staring at her tits, dickwad! I mean, I do it, but at least I'm SUBTLE! [*]Terra's Meeting With Riku: Ah...seems legit. Hell, he even has a brush with darkness, just like you. ;) [*]Terra-nort: So, Xehanort is inside Terra. Just like Ansem, SOD, and Riku. Bleh.... [*]Red Eyes: Uh....I'ma go out on a limb here and say that's Axel's Heartless. I'M CALLING IT! [*]Ending: Oh shit....3 is getting so hyped up right now, it's not even funny....

I'm done. Make sure to leave your thoughts below. If not, I"M KILLIN' A MEOW WOW! :angry: :angry: :angry:

Nah, I'm kidding....I couldn't handle the backlash.....or the regret....

Just imagine me in a corner, in the feeble position....rocking back and forth....."Why'd I do it? It was so cute!"....xD

Edited by Firaga Sensei

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Shirtless Ventus: "You have a very small torso, my friend."

First look at maskless Vanitas: O_O

Meets Zack: "AAAAAWWWW YEEEEAAAHHHH!"

First attempt at Mysterious Figure: *Dies 3 seconds after the battle begins* ". . . HEY!"

Ending: (´Д`)/

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What the firetuck...? O.O *brain firetrucked*

 

You allright, friend? lol.

Ah BbS, I always find myself playing this over and over again xD

  • Opening: This song again? But....it's so.....epic!!!!!
  • Shirtless Ventus:........erm.....that's a..."lovely" first impression. But seriously, where is your shirt dude? xD
  • First Look at Aqua: Who's this chick? Zomg she kicks butt with Keyblade! Finally a girl who can fight with this weapon! >:D
  • Eraqus: :DDDD Luke Skywalker!!!!!
  • Vanitas: Whoooaaaa.....you're so cool looking!!
  • Ice Cream Beat: -_______________________-* Stop getting stuck in my head! ( / >n<) / |___|___|___|___|
  • Seeing Zack: LOL who is this kid (never heard of FF:CC before this)? He so cute X3
  • Zack asking Aqua on a date: ROFL xD So adorable!
  • Visiting Stitch: Zomg I love you, you little furball!!!
  • Meetings with Riku and Sora: *huddles in a corner* They have no idea >A<
  • Endings: O.O Noooooooooooooo you're all to cool to be lost!!!! *sheds a tear*
  • Terra-nort: o.e .....the heck? Get out of his heart man, not cool! X@
  • Blank Points: Meep.....so awesome!!! *cries* Why?? You're all just waiting, you poor souls. Wait, who is the chick with black hair (didn't play 358/2 Days until after)?
  • Mysterious Figure Battle: Psh, piece of cake. He's only got 4 bars, this'll be easy. *immediately dies* Hmm ok first try. Start over. *dies 50 more times* T~T
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Fighting Braig - You've got to be kidding me! You mean to tell me that this guy hasn't changed his fighting style in 11 years!?
  • 8 months later...

Opening: Song never gets old

Young Norty: "This world...is just too small." Wait...RIKU?!

Old Norty: Eww, creep!

Shirtless Ven: *nosebleed forever*

Aqua: Awesome. Girl power forever!

Terra: ...this guy is going to get possesed by the Norts, isn't he?

Vanitas: NOBODY CALLS VEN A LOSER!

Eraqus: Huh?

Ice cream beat: I KEEEELL YOU ICE CREAM MACHINE!!!

Sora and Riku: d'AWW! They're adorable!

Kairi: She's adorable too! :3

Vanitas's Face: Holy. Cow. Just. Wow.

Terra's ending: TOTALLY CALLED IT!

Ven's ending: *crying forever*

Aqua's ending (final episode): Don't lose hope! Girl power!

Castle Oblivion: Oh, well! Thanks a lot, Aqua!

Terranort choking Aqua: Pervert. -_-

RoD: ...and Sora and Riku didn't find her HOW?!

Blank Points: *crying infinity forever*

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