This is for people who are not short, but condensed awesome. Also for people who do not hate or tease condensed awesome people. For those who are curious: I am 13 years old. I am the size of an 8 year old. And I am the weight of a 6 year old....yeah. 4 foot 6 and....56 pounds. *hides in corner*

Edited September 29, 201213 yr by CloakedSchemerX

We need a mascot... wait...

 

I'm 12 and I'm as tall as my 18 year old sister. I'm 5'6.5 .... I'm just gonna leave...

I'm 12 and I'm as tall as my 18 year old sister. I'm 5'6.5 .... I'm just gonna leave...

 

We won't attack you if you invite your sister.

We won't attack you if you invite your sister.

 

My sis is at college with mono. She know that kh exists (thanks to my brother and I) but I wouldn't say that she is enough of a fan to want to join the site...

My sis is at college with mono. She know that kh exists (thanks to my brother and I) but I wouldn't say that she is enough of a fan to want to join the site...

 

Welp, that was relevant...

whats with the name change

whats with the name change

 

it was requested

Glad to know I have influence. All it took was for me to have poor height genes be so small that I can't contain my own awesomeness, making me volatile and putting everyone at risk of death by explosion. Of awesomeness.

Speaking of scientific reasons to our diminutive sizes like genes, I think I know why some of us are small, and/or skinny, In my case both. As we all likely know, muscles burn off calories, and it is calories that can evidently increase vertical (and horizontal) size. As we burn off calories they may not have had enough time to have us grow. Those who are athletic can be decreased in size in this way. HOWEVER, the same goes for non athletic, but rather more intelligence-using people. Not just smart, but people who USE that intellect. You see, the brain is also a muscle. The strongest muscle, in fact. Its just that this muscle has different terms of 'working out.' By using your brain frequently and efficiently, and considering the brain is our body's central control panel, its very likely for the muscle to tell other parts of the body to hurn off calories and fat, thus effectively reducing mine and others' height and weight.

I wanna join too! I am definitely NOT 5'11 if that's what you were thinking! I mean, come on how can you possibly even think that? I'm just your average old condensed dude, hehe, not 5'11 at all. Geez, is it hot in here or what? *fans self* I swear I'm telling you the truth! *faints*

 

...And if I was you gotta understand for a guy like me who isn't me, he's my friend Sinner's Proof, 5'11 is still condensed considering all the people around him who share his heritage and are over 6ft3. But that's my friend, not me. I won't ask him to join, my lips are sealed. Shh...

I wanna join too! I am definitely NOT 5'11 if that's what you were thinking! I mean, come on how can you possibly even think that? I'm just your average old condensed dude, hehe, not 5'11 at all. Geez, is it hot in here or what? *fans self* I swear I'm telling you the truth! *faints*

 

...And if I was you gotta understand for a guy like me who isn't me, he's my friend Sinner's Proof, 5'11 is still condensed considering all the people around him who share his heritage and are over 6ft3. But that's my friend, not me. I won't ask him to join, my lips are sealed. Shh...

 

I was gonna send an arny towards you but...you lost me after 'Sinner's Proof' o_O

I'm 5'4"

woo

I'm 5'4"

woo

 

Tch, get outta here, average person. I think the cutoff point is 5'2 and below. We're the ones who are truly condensed.

5 foot 4?! *runs on top of ladder and points down* Get out before I slice you with my shortsword.

I wanna join too! I am definitely NOT 5'11 if that's what you were thinking! I mean, come on how can you possibly even think that? I'm just your average old condensed dude, hehe, not 5'11 at all. Geez, is it hot in here or what? *fans self* I swear I'm telling you the truth! *faints*

 

...And if I was you gotta understand for a guy like me who isn't me, he's my friend Sinner's Proof, 5'11 is still condensed considering all the people around him who share his heritage and are over 6ft3. But that's my friend, not me. I won't ask him to join, my lips are sealed. Shh...

 

You're sure as right I see a sinner.

I was gonna send an arny towards you but...you lost me after 'Sinner's Proof' o_O

 

Sinner's Proof is my evil twin who towers over me at 5'11. What? He's a real person! I didn't just make him up! Honestly he's 5'11, not me, I'm clearly not......I wanna join the club!

 

You're sure as right I see a sinner.

 

Hey, I'm a winner! Sinner is my evil twin, it's even in his name that I didn't make up!

Edited October 1, 201213 yr by Winner's Proof