Posted October 18, 201213 yr Popular Post Sora- Mentally regresses with each passing game Roxas- Obedient psychopath who nearly killed both of his friends Ventus- Naive, whiny idiot who can't put two and two together Terra- Gullible moron who can't put two and two toegther Aqua- Stupid, pretentious, judgemental, can't put two and two together Eraqus- Preaches constantly but never once is he proactive, also, resorts to murder on the drop of a hat Vanitas- Bumbling an incompetent, but masks it with a false sense of superiority Ansem- Wants to destroy all worlds for no reason Riku- Spends every game going through the exact same character arc Kairi- Barely shows up, never accomplishes anything, spends msot time getting kidnapped Namine- Writes self insert fanfiction and then moans about how the person she writes about wants to stay in character Xemnas- Sits around constantly, enacting a constant stream of often contradictory evil plans Xigbar- Has literally no motivation gven, ever Xaldin- Simply wants to be evil for the sake of it Lexaeus- Has no character to speak of Vexen- Bumbling and incompetent, but masks it with a false sense of superiority Zexion- Presumptuous idiot Axel- Steadily losing any sense of character, is literally saved from death in every game he appears in Saix- Lazy and angry, tries to garner undeserved sympathy for 'only wanting a heart' Demyx- Whiny inneffectual, spends time tryignt o get undeserved sympathy Luxord- No character Marluxia- Almost as bad at plans as Xemnas Larxene- Evil for the sake of it Xion- Simplistic Mary Sue of a character Yen Sid- Acts wise by giving advice, but the advice at best useless, at worst, detrimental to the recipient Xehanort- Acts like a connving genius, but really just lucky Young Xehanort- No character Terranort- No character Riku's Dad- No character Sora's Mom- No character Kairi's Grandmother- All she does is recite the exact same story DiZ- Has as many plans as Xemnas... but doesn't actually act on any of them Hayner! Pence! Ollette!- So bad they ahev to be judged as a group to even count And... I think that's everyone Edited October 18, 201213 yr by hatok
October 19, 201213 yr Author What makes Zexion a presumptuous idiot? Or...at least idiot. I don't need to argue, but I am curious. Oh, Riku MUST not be able to control his darknessOh, Axel MUST have brought repliku to help me EVERYBODY who has no place to go shows up in Traverse Town
October 19, 201213 yr Well yeah I did notice his horrible presumptions. Not sure if that brings him straight to the classification of "idiot" though. Of course you have perfectly good points. Plus Zexion's assuming and presuming doesn't make him the smartest cookie in the jar, not at all.
October 19, 201213 yr http-~~-//youtu.be/kHmvkRoEowc&autoplay=1 At 1:16 (s)he just stares into your soul...O_O
Sora- Mentally regresses with each passing game
Roxas- Obedient psychopath who nearly killed both of his friends
Ventus- Naive, whiny idiot who can't put two and two together
Terra- Gullible moron who can't put two and two toegther
Aqua- Stupid, pretentious, judgemental, can't put two and two together
Eraqus- Preaches constantly but never once is he proactive, also, resorts to murder on the drop of a hat
Vanitas- Bumbling an incompetent, but masks it with a false sense of superiority
Ansem- Wants to destroy all worlds for no reason
Riku- Spends every game going through the exact same character arc
Kairi- Barely shows up, never accomplishes anything, spends msot time getting kidnapped
Namine- Writes self insert fanfiction and then moans about how the person she writes about wants to stay in character
Xemnas- Sits around constantly, enacting a constant stream of often contradictory evil plans
Xigbar- Has literally no motivation gven, ever
Xaldin- Simply wants to be evil for the sake of it
Lexaeus- Has no character to speak of
Vexen- Bumbling and incompetent, but masks it with a false sense of superiority
Zexion- Presumptuous idiot
Axel- Steadily losing any sense of character, is literally saved from death in every game he appears in
Saix- Lazy and angry, tries to garner undeserved sympathy for 'only wanting a heart'
Demyx- Whiny inneffectual, spends time tryignt o get undeserved sympathy
Luxord- No character
Marluxia- Almost as bad at plans as Xemnas
Larxene- Evil for the sake of it
Xion- Simplistic Mary Sue of a character
Yen Sid- Acts wise by giving advice, but the advice at best useless, at worst, detrimental to the recipient
Xehanort- Acts like a connving genius, but really just lucky
Young Xehanort- No character
Terranort- No character
Riku's Dad- No character
Sora's Mom- No character
Kairi's Grandmother- All she does is recite the exact same story
DiZ- Has as many plans as Xemnas... but doesn't actually act on any of them
Hayner! Pence! Ollette!- So bad they ahev to be judged as a group to even count
And... I think that's everyone
Edited by hatok