From a status update to a forum game....

 

(sigh).....being the person I am, It's easy for me to think up stupid shit and pass in on as something of somewhat value...oh, wait, most people do that....hmm...anyways, here we have a game where we think up the stupidest, grossest or just off-putting lines that can guarantee you not to get with a guy or gal you have the "urges" for....that's a reference, by the way....oh, wait, never mind, it's not..

 

So, in the name of randomness and humor and all that junk....let's get to work. I happen to have exactly 4 under my belt...and they are:

 

"I'm starting a collection of phone-numbers, can I have yours?"

 

"Can I have the combination to your crap locker?"

 

"(in sterotypical Chinese voice) How you doin'? Cold weather, no?"

 

"Hi...my name is Dick Hammerbush."

 

Now, if you are not already ready to either find me, and kick me right in the Gotens....mock me for being such a jackass ..or find a bucket and puke at how bad these are....or because they are so offending to you, you have the urge to vomit....then leave some of your own lines below!

 

(No, I haven't used these in real life.....I wouldn't anyway, because one, these are just for fun, and two.... Firaga96 is forever alone. )

Edited October 21, 201213 yr by Firaga96

For out first date, I'd like to take you to Walmart. 

>OMG

>Truestory.

>Be me.

>At school.

>6th period.

>Mfw Known creepy guy attempts to ask me out.

>"I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that firetrucked you last." 

 

 

HEY I JUST MET YOU

 

AND THIS IS CRAZY

 

BUT I'M SUPER AWESOME

 

WANNA HAVE MY BABY?

Walk up to a girl.

"Hi, you look downright gorgeous."

Turn away and start walking towards the toilets.

While walking, not too far away.

"When you're asleep."

Point at the toilet door.

Tap your watch.

Hold your hand up showing five.

Go into the toilets.

Wait five minutes.

 

Trust me, she won't be able to resist... Calling the police...

RIKU IS HOT!!!!!!

 

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NEED I SAY MOAR?