(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Sora, that's why.

 

 

Why does Sora freak out seeing a talking doorknob but not a talking dog and duck?

He has a talking shoe, who always say: Sora your foots really dirty.

Why was Ienzo adult in the KH3D?

because Sora had kairis heart and he always did like underaged teens

 

why is Rikus hair silver?

His father Sephirot, and his mother Xemnas.

Because he snuck a growth elixir from Vexen's experiment table.

 

 

Why does the waterfall flow upwards in Hallow Bastion?

because its god saying hes thirsty

 

why did sora first learn magic in a cave

because thats were everyone first learns magic

 

why did marluxia trick Sora into entering castle oblivion?

because he wanted to do a porn with him

 

why did Axel become best friends with Roxas?

axel threatened roxas

 

why did aqua give up her life for terra?

because she loved him

 

why did ven give sora his heart?

he wanted a new body

 

why did Sora, Riku & Kairi get new clothes in KH2?

they thought they needed a new fashion (kh 1 kairi looked like a old friend of mine)

 

why did Terra go evil?

he was jealous of aqua

 

why are me and nick the only ones cool enough to play this forum game?

Thats probably because I mysteriously left for a few days. Actually, the net's just kind of harder to use during cold season. I'm even banned from one of computers till like winter is over so i guess i'll be offline quite a lot till cute little spring returns, maybe..; But i'll still have a spot in my heart for riku and haha got video games nows the time to play them lol

 

Why did they make Rikoo soo smexy? x3;

its just you

 

why did vexen make riku replica?

So me and Inori both have our own rikoos and no longer have to be rivals ; Too bad being rivals is fun anyways.

 

 

Why does KH13 have such funny members?

they dont do it on purpose

 

why did square enix make KH 1.5?

Because 1.5 is a number that needs more love ;D

 

 

Why is Pooh's world in a book in KH1?

because pooh is not important.

 

Why are dawnstar2004, nick and i so awesome?

Because, good sir, we are all secretly CATs in disguise. Deney it all you want~

 

Why are Demyx and Xenmas hair memes here?

kingdom hearts

 

why did the land of departure turn into castle oblivion?

because they needed a new dance battleground

 

why are Dawn Two and me the new 3 main characters for kh?

Because of flying tacos

 

Why does roxas have spikey hair?

he used hair gel

 

why is the password for ansem the wise's computer in twilight town sea salt ice cream?

because he thought of unicorns

 

why does peter pan fly?

all kids that hang out with fairies can fly!

 

why am i addicted to kh13 

because I'm here

 

why is kh so addicting?