(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because Aqua stole all the things that make up the recipe

 

Why can't Sora go back to Deep Jungle in another game besides KH1

Because Sora can't speak gorilla and doesn't want to trip over any more banana mines.

 

 

 

Why did Sora close the Door to Darkness with Riku on the other side?

Because he wanted to get rid of Riku

 

Why is Kairi sent to Destiny Islands instead of Hollow Bastion at the end of KH1

He wanted to learn the secrets of their stylish coats.

 

 

Does Sora wear boxers or briefs under his poofy pants?

Boxers with a Moogle head pattern.

 

 

 

Why does Namine appear in Sora's memories instead of Kairi?

BECAUSE HE LIKES NAMINE WAY MORE!

WHY DO THE SEA SALT ICE CREAM BARS NOT BE PURCHASABLE EVR?

Because the supply of sea salt ice cream for the next 13 years has already been purchased.

 

 

 

Why does Axel meet Roxas at the clock tower for ice cream?

Because the supply of sea salt ice cream for the next 13 years has already been purchased.Why does Axel meet Roxas at the clock tower for ice cream?

BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KILL ROXAS!WHY DOSE SORA'S FACE STRY SMILING LIEK ALL THE TIME!?

Because his facial muscles don't know how to frown.

 

 

 

Why does Xion have a hood when talking to certain people?

Because his facial muscles don't know how to frown.

 

 

 

Why does Xion have a hood when talking to certain people?

BECAUSE I JUMP INTO THE GAME AND PULL HER HOOD OVER HER HEAD!

WHY IS SORA'S FIRST CONCEPT ART LOOK LIKE A VERY UGLY LION!?

BECAUSE DISNEY THINKS UGLY LIONS ARE COOL?

 

WHY ARE WE ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS IN CAPS NOW?

B)

BECAUSE MEWTWO IS MAKING US DO IT

 

WHY ISNT THERE A POKEMON WORLD IN Kingdom Hearts

BECAUSE MEWTWO IS MAKING US DO ITWHY ISNT THERE A POKEMON WORLD IN Kingdom Hearts

BECAUSE NOMAMURA IS AFRAID OF MAGIKARP!WHY AM I NOT PLAYING KH 1.5 RIGHT NAO

BECAUSE YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE ENGLISH VERSION TO COME OUT IN SEPTEMBER

 

WHY DID CAPTAIN HOOK KIDNAP WENDY IN Kingdom Hearts

WE ALL KNOW HE WANTED TO 'DO THINGS' WITH HER

 

WHEN IS KH3 COMING OUT KIDS?

When we actually have kids or even grandchildren

 

Why was the 'Book of Pooh' laying on the ground when Terra picked it up in BBS

Somebody throw, when saw there is speaking animals, whos maniacally loves the honey. Maybe Xehanort. 

WHY has everybody X in their cloths?

Because they represent Xeveemon, just how Pokemon is doing the same thing.

 

Why does Donald not heal you until after you have healed yourself?

Because he has the reaction speed of a tortoise.

 

 

Why can't Aqua leave the Realm of Darkness?

Because she is being held prisoner to Terranort who wants to do 'things' with her.

Why did Riku stand on top of the central tower in TWTNW?

Because he thought it was the best place to escape fangirls he didn't like so much like me and inori. Oviously though he actually DOES like me. *nod nod*

 

 

Why does Xehanort have so many 'selves'?

Because one self wouldn't have been confusing enough.

 

 

Why did Marluxia and Larxene want to betray Organization XIII?

Because they're both too horny for RikuXAnsem inside an oprah house... P=

 

Why isn't Riku willing to join up with Ansem in the later games?

Because he set a restraining order saying they can't be less than 50 feet away from each other.

 

 

 

Why are there "glitches" (everyone freezing during the Struggle match, 7 wonders of TWTN, etc.) in Twilight Town?

Edited May 10, 201312 yr by xoblivionx13