(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because you have a sense of humor about their more 'black and white' styals of hair and clothing like no one ever had......How I wish I was you!

 

Why aren't there enouth fanart of kh charries with pokemon on the net? ;

Because it is not always Black and White

 

 

Why is it I like Black, White, and Red styles of girls, especially when it comes to KH characters?

Allow me to elegantly jump in.

Because your mom told you other colours were "The devil" (The Waterboy reference...)

 

 

Why isn't Sora a "True Keyblade master"?

Edited June 2, 201312 yr by JJForever

Because he has the attention span of a goldfish.

 

 

Why does the gang from Radiant Garden become normal humans again? 

The orginization didn't include them in a tea party, causing them so much sorrow they actually managed to re gain their hearts and become human.

 

Why did Kairi give Sora her good luck charm?

So later on he would have to come back and do the dirty with her

 

 

Will I end up with a girl like Sora/Roxas or be alone like Riku?

So later on he would have to come back and do the dirty with herWill I end up with a girl like Sora/Roxas or be alone like Riku?

Neither, you will end up being Xigbar's plaything.

 

Will Yang end up fighting Sora?

Edited June 2, 201312 yr by Guest

Yes, she's been confirmed to be the final boss of KH3

 

Why haven't Aqua, Terra, or Ven appeared in any game since BBS?

Yes, she's been confirmed to be the final boss of KH3

 

Why haven't Aqua, Terra, or Ven appeared in any game since BBS?

Because they are all to busy being married to eachother.

Why is there no Ligers in the series thus far?

Edited June 2, 201312 yr by Guest

Because they are all to busy being married to eachother.

Why is there no Ligers in the series thus far?

Because Scar killed them the same way he killed Mufasa

 

Why does Xion look like Kairi?

Because Scar killed them the same way he killed Mufasa

 

Why does Xion look like Kairi?

Because she is the lovechild of Eraquis and Kairi.

Why is the Keyblade so popular?

Because she is the lovechild of Eraquis and Kairi.

Why is the Keyblade so popular?

Because it's helpful when you lose your car keys.

 

Why was Xehanort so old in BBS, but so young in 3D?

Because it's helpful when you lose your car keys.

 

Why was Xehanort so old in BBS, but so young in 3D?

Because money is too mainstream

 

Why dose Riku never like Xemnas

Because Xemnas tries to hit on him too often

 

 

Why can't I have a dark side girlfriend and be Xigbar's plaything?

Because Xemnas tries to hit on him too often

 

 

Why can't I have a dark side girlfriend and be Xigbar's plaything?

 

Why dose Xigbar have skunk tail hair?

Because he was born a skunk living in Sonic The Hedgehog's World

 

 

What does money is to mainstream have to do with being Xigbar's plaything and being with a darksider

Because he was born a skunk living in Sonic The Hedgehog's WorldWhat does money is to mainstream have to do with being Xigbar's plaything and being with a darksider

Nothing, get in the hot tub.

 

Why is there a hot tub?

Because Xemnas wanted one, damnit!

 

Why does Larxene have no titties?

Because she is a man in disguise

 

 

Will I ever find happiness to compare to Sora, or end up belong to the darkness?

"They're both fine choices, whatever floats your boat." -Bender, Futurama

 

Lol I just thought that quote fit so well here.

 

Do you think Master Xehanort ever...y'know. Got with somebody? Sure plummeting the world into complete darkness takes up a lot of time an energy, but do you think he ever had a lover?

Yeah, because everyone eventually has someone to love...in this case his was Maleficent.......

 

 

Do you think I will ever be truly happy like the Disney characters in KH with a career I love, a family I love, and being completely happy with my life?

Yes. But the carrer will be something you find stupid like being a disney channel celeb or something and you'll likely sing about used toilet bowls and how desgusting it would be to smell like one while selling them in your garage....o-o; wee, random

 

 

Why isn't there a Randomosity world in the kh games? ;

They needed more space to add all those gigantic shoe visuals.

 

Why doesn't Riku just walk out of the realm of darkness when they are about to shut the door on him at the end of KH1 and close it from the outside with Sora?

Because the darkness makes him a hottie and he KNOWS it and embraces it fully~

 

Why isn't Pluto a cat?

He was originally a cat, but from the use of science and Master Xehanort's help, he managed to totally reform his genes and image to equal that of a dog. This will be further explained in KHIII.

 

How did Sora, Donald and Goofy meet eachother?