(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because he hasn't gotten to really see Riku for a while, he had seen Kairi everywhere by then.

 

 

Why does KH not have any Pokémon in it?

Because Square X Disney and not Square X Disney X Nintendo.

 

Why are the KH girls so adorable/loveable?

Because some of them are hot in the good way

 

 

Why is KH at E3?

Because it's amazing and every gamer should know what it is. (Yes, I agree, they're hot )

 

 

Why won't Nomura let us use Drive Forms at the final boss of KH2? (Scumbag Nomura)

Because that would've been too easy.

 

 

Why does Sora have to choose from 3 weapons in the beginning of almost every game?

Because of there is a secret behind them

 

 

Why does Scar return as a ghost in Pride Lands 2nd Visit in KH2?

Because it's amazing and every gamer should know what it is. (Yes, I agree, they're hot )

 

 

Why won't Nomura let us use Drive Forms at the final boss of KH2? (Scumbag Nomura)

 

(I hope you mean in my way. I don't really care about look, I care about who a person really is.)

A Lazarus pit accident.

 

 

Why didn't Sora visited the world for Toys (Toy story world)?

Because they wanted to wait till HHD to do this.

Why isn't Sora in Super Smash Bros?

Because he would think the mushrooms were poisonous Heartless and attack them every time.

 

 

 

Why does Xion visit Namine in Days?

Because they were both fangirling over Roxas.

Why do I not own a real Keyblade.

Because you don't have the proper currency to purchase one from a Moogle.

 

 

WHy does Sora fall into a deeper sleep in DDD?

Because he was super tired from singing too much in Little Mermaid world

 

 

Why hasn't Sora kiss Kairi yet?

Because he already had ''finny fun'' if you know what I mean.

 

Why does Sora always start his adventures with the Kingdom Key?

Edited June 13, 201312 yr by Toby

Because that is his natural key

 

 

What do they mean by a "mature" Sora will be in KH3?

Sora will no longer sing as a half man half fish hybrid, mistake Mulan for a man, or wear mustache glasses with a party hat while having a tea session.

 

 

Why must Sora, Donald, and Goofy search for the 7 guardians of light?

Because they are trying to get rid of the rest of the emo pieces left in Riku.

 

(Xeveemon, pleeeeaase stop answering so seriously duuuuude  )

Why are Sora's shoes so big?

Because he was born with super big feet cause he father was a clown who came to destinies islands from pinocchio's world.

 

Why is Hunchback's world name in French?

 

 

(I actually meant my serious post in a bad way that I can't say on here)

Because Square thought it sounded fancy.

 

Why did Sora's original design have a chainsaw?

Because he was really going to start out as a mad killer

 

 

Why was the original beta version of Sora a half lion half human hybrid?

Because they made a bet that it would look better than a half fish half human hybrid.....they lost.

 

 

 

Why can Namine alter Sora's memories?

Because she's a girl. They manipulate your mind, man, they obliterate it and replace it with what they want... Just kidding. It's because she has a frikken é in her name!

 

Why is Goofy a turtle and Donald an octopus in Atlantica?

Because they thought they would look cool, but they failed.

 

 

Why did I trade in my DSi and used the money I got at GameStop to finish paying for KH 1.5?

 

 

(Also Toby, YES /about girls/!!!!!!! )

Because they thought they would look cool, but they failed. Why did I trade in my DSi and used the money I got at GameStop to finish paying for KH 1.5?(Also Toby, YES /about girls/!!!!!!! )

Because money is too mainstream.Why are there so many zippers?

Because zippers are cool

 

 

Why does Donald and Goofy's outfits change automatically in KH1 by the time you meet them?