(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

He doesn't. He's in love with--*REDACTED*

 

How was the Riku Replica made?

Photoshop. 

 

 

Why is Roxas so sad? 

Edited December 11, 201311 yr by TheTimidLight

Because he has no one else to have ice cream with.

 

 

 

Why does Xigbar have a scar and eyepatch?

Cause he a pirate, me arties! 

 

Why is Kingdom Hearts a yellow moon?

Because it's really the moon from Soul Eater.

 

 

 

Why does Sora have to save the worlds?

Because Barney wouldn't do it. 

 

Are you chewing gum? 

Not at this moment...but yet...this isn't a wrong answer......so....yeah   (whatever)

 

Why isn't Jack Frost in Kingdom Hearts?

Because his epicness made KHIII delay due to therapy

 

 

Why is Roxas so cool?

Because he is made from Sora's latent coolness.

 

Why does Axel/Lea say "Got it memorized?"

Because he thinks everyone's stupider than he is. 

 

Why is Sora so happy? 

He's on AIDS (had to think............)

 

Why did Sora and Riku fight at Hollow Bastion? (KH1)

Because Riku was high. 

 

 

Why is olette pretty? 

Because Egg, Bacon, Lettuce, and Cheese did a foursome immensely and made an Olette.

 

Why do Sora, Donald, and Goofy have so many zippers?

Edited December 20, 201311 yr by The Rocky Shoe

To cover up how many dicks they lack compaired to riku

 

Is this a real game?

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100401024642/kingdomhearts/images/thumb/4/4d/Kingdom_Hearts_April_Fool%27s_Day.png/300px-Kingdom_Hearts_April_Fool%27s_Day.png

8D

Yes it is, but it's actually on the Vita. (As if that would make this "very real" game any better)

 

Riku has the Soul Eater sword in 358/2 days but when he fights Xion he uses his hand-to-hand combat skills to trip up Xion. Why?

Cause he's a fish.

 

Sora and Roxas or Roxas and Axel? 

Sora and Axel and Roxas AND...Ventus...also Riku.

 

Why does Zexion use a book as a weapon?

Because reading'll kill ya. 

 

Why is Axel smexy? 

Because he's truly a woman.

 

Is Marluxia a guy?

Edited December 21, 201311 yr by The Rocky Shoe

Yes. I mean no, wait I-I m-mean...uh...LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *jumps out of a window* Maybe he's a multi-sexual.

 

Why is Terra's armour alive?

Because it's posessed by Princess Luna's DARK MAGIC.

 

WHERE ARE ALL THE MOTHR F**KIN' PONNNNIES???!

:angry: 

In Wonderland. 

 

Why is " OFF HER HER HEAD!!!" instead of " OFF WITH HER NOSE!!!" ? 

Because heads still need to breath, even when they're disembodied

 

Why is Alice a 'Princess of Heart'?

Because the Queen of Hearts got drunk one night.

 

What would Riku say if he met Vanitas?

" Holy f**k, you're hot. Wanna make out?" 

 

 

Why is the rabbit in Wonderland white instead of purple?