(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

They reproduce via Mitosis...I think.

 

Is Xion a girl?

Xion is a shemale or bi  

 

what is Xemnas real name?

sanmeX...because even I think the old joke is overu--MANSEX!!

 

Who does Riku love? 

he is forever to be single  and play with himself every night

 

 

 

does Kairi wear underwear?

Oh no, no no no. The panties you see in KH2 are simply a censor.

 

What does Xion wear underneath her Cloak?

Oh no, no no no. The panties you see in KH2 are simply a censor.

 

What does Xion wear underneath her Cloak?

A smexy stripper outfit. 

 

Did Sora kiss Kairi? 

(God damn quota) No. It was a Dusk disguised as Sora (Yes, they can do that) that Kairi kissed...and then it attacked her.

 

Why is Sora part-Dolphin in Atlantica?  

he's a demon 

 

 

what role will Lighting have in kh3?

The robotic sex toy Yuffi buys in Wonderland. 

 

Is Ariel really 16? 

she's 116 in human years 

 

 

what will Ventus say when he first wakes up?

" God damn my ass hurts...no pillow? WTF....."

 

Is Aqua a natural blue haired? 

the world may never know...........no she isnt she is really Miku who cut her hair and dyed it 

 

 

why does Xehanort love to steal young men's hearts?

Because in spring time a mans fancy turns to cold blooded murder. 

 

Is Alice a midget? 

thats just one of the Alice's she has muti personality's and each one looks different

 

 

will Sora build a snow man?

Edited June 17, 201411 yr by Big Boss

It doesn't have to be a snowman, and knowing Sora it will be a snowRiku. 

 

Does the underground waterway in Traverese town smell? 

Yes, but of Lavender to aid the relaxing theme Traverse Town gives off.

 

Will Riku "Let it Go"?

Riku will sing along with Mickey like Sora in kh2 and Riku will get a Let it Go solo

 

 

 

Will Goofy get a keyblade

Everyone else is so why not?

 

What will happen to Xehanort? (I hate the quota)

Edited June 17, 201411 yr by SuperiorKunivas

he will go to a better place after he dies. known as THE TWLIGHT ZONE

 

 

 

Will Roxas date Xion or Namine and end up on that Steve Wilkos tv show 

He'll date them both...and secretly Lea.

 

Whatever happened to the Behemoth Heartless?

it went to heaven

 

 

 

Is Lea really human?

No, he's a Heart-Versed-Nobody-Un-Less...Eater.

 

Who is Marluxia, really?

Marluxia is how "manly" women can be.....

 

What hairspray does Sora uses?

the same kind Cloud use's at the end of FF7CC 

 

 

Is Sora gay?

No, he is Pansexual.

 

Is Marluxia gay?